CDs
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KORONA KLUB KLASSICS VOL i
- Korona Klub Theme
- Christian Atsu And His Katsu Curry
- A Lonely Mouse In A Travelodge
- Twice (A Tribute To Dulux Once)
- Have A Wank (Korona Klub Version)
- A Bag Of Wank
- Norman Wisdom
- Mary Berry And Her Hairy Mary
- My Cousin Looks Like Pavel Pogrebnyak
- Women Love A Bastard (Korona Klub Version)
- Having A Wank In Happyland (Korona Klub Version)
- Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt (Korona Klub Version)
- Phil, I’m Missing You (A Tribute To Prince Philip)
CD ONLY BONUS TRACK
Christian Atsu And His Katsu Curry (Atsu’s 12” Mix)
THE KUNTS - BORIS JOHNSON IS A FUCKING CUNT EP
23 Different Versions, Mixes and Bootlegs of the Number 5 Hit Single. Enough to test the tolerance of the most ardent Kunt supporter / Boris hater.
Includes the original & radio-friendly versions, plus Matt Hancock, Donald Trump, Xi Jinping, The BBC, and the Gammons. Oh, and Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce… and more!
THE KUNTS - UNREQUITED PUNK EP
- Paperboy
- Wank Fantasy
- Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died
- Perverts On The Internet
THE KUNTS - KUNTS PUNK IN YOUR FACE (2020)
- A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge
- That’s Why I Voted Brexit
- Men With Beards
- Use My Arsehole As A Cunt
- God Save The Queen’s Cunt
- Fucksticks
- Barry Didn’t Do It
- Jesus Died Of A Stranglewank
- Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt
- Nobody Spunks Up A Cunt Anymore
WITH EXCLUSIVE BONUS TRACK
KUNT’LL FIX IT (2015) - GREATEST HITS VOL ii
- Paul Stephenson’s party
- Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
- Bangers and mash
- That’s why I’m voting UKIP
- Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)
- We’re all pink on the inside
- Deal Or No Deal
- My fucking mental friend
- The wrong Ian Watkins
- A lonely wank in a Travelodge
- Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore
- 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
- Jesus (Baby with a beard)
- Paperboy
- Women love a bastard
COMPLETE KUNT (2010) - GREATEST HITS VOL i
- Have a wank
- Perverts on the internet
- Gentleman's wash
- Chips or tits
- Wank fantasy
- That's my erection
- Men with beards
- Let's send Nan to Dignitas
- Carol Vorderman
- Fred and Rose
- For a million pounds
- I was pissed out of my head
- Michael Jackson tribute
- I'm gonna lick you out
- Use my arsehole as a cunt
- Wanking over a porno polaroid…
- I sucked off a bloke
- Shaven haven
- Fucksticks
BITE Ô MA BITE
- J’Me Branle Tout Seul Dans Un Formule 1
- Bourre Mon Cul Comme Ta Bourgeoise
- Je Vais Te La Lécher
- Une Douche Aux Latrines
- Les Meufs Préfèrent Les Connards
- C’est Mon Érection
- Astiquer Son Gland Sur Un Polaroid Pornographique D’Une Ex Décédée
- Dee (La Plus Vielle Des Groupies)
- Dépêche-Toi Et Suce-Moi Bien Avant Que Je Sois Quelqu’un
- Euthanasie Pour Mamie
- Jeune Pompier
- La Chanson De L’Avortement
- Vous Allez Crever
BLUE ROFL
- (Shitting On) A Picture Of The Queen
- Michael Eavis And His Micro-Penis
- Bras
- Seedy Affair
- Penis Extension
- Having A Wank In Happyland
- It’s Just A Butterfly
- Jesus Died Of A Stranglewank
- The FGM Calypso
- Lovely Jubbly
- What Do Dreams Mean?
- A Little Baby With A Lady’s Cunt
- You’re Going To Die
JAP'S iTUNES
- A lonely wank in a Travelodge
- That’s why I’m voting UKIP
- Craig had pubes when he was nine
- Period pants
- Five people died on the M25
- What’s the point in burlesque?
- The abortion song
- Women love a bastard
- The cure for depression
- When’s it OK to have a wank?
- I think I might be middle class
- My bumrape place
- Britain’s got talent shows
KISS YOU UNDER THE CAMEL TOE - THE XMAS SINGLES
- Kuntish Christmas
- God’s stitches
- All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)
- Have you seen my snowman?
- This Christmas
- Santa’s sack
- It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
- You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas)
- The 12 days of Christmas
- Christmas clearout (yuletide log)
- Jesus (baby with a beard)
HURRY UP AND SUCK ME OFF BEFORE I GET FAMOUS
- Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous
- The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
- My nob is bigger than your nob
- Bangers and mash
- Let’s fuck about with fireworks
- Paul Stephenson’s party
- My homeless friend
- I’m gonna think of you
- If in doubt get your corey out
- I want to do a poo at Paul’s
- Teach your kids to smoke
- Whose was that pube?
- 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
ONE LAST WANK AND ONE LAST CRY
- Perverts on the internet
- Chips or tits
- The birds and the bees
- I'm gonna lick you out
- Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
- A cup of tea
- Ex-girlfriend
- Sit down wee
- The illegal download song
- You're a pervert
- Pubes
- The two finger test
- One last wank and one last cry
I HAVE ANOTHER WANK AND I HAVE ANOTHER CRY
- Doctor Fox
- Let's go commando
- Dee (the oldest groupie)
- Detox my cock
- Make sure that she's rank
- Arranged bride
- Kunt comfort
- Fucksticks
- Gentleman's wash
- Fred and Rose
- Young girl
- Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry)
- Shaven haven
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND I HAVE A LITTLE CRY
- Use my arsehole as a cunt
- A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
- The worst thing in the world
- Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
- Soapy Tit Wank
- Feminine Itch
- My mum found my wankmags
- I shit my pants
- Just can’t get enough
- Wank the dog
- Carol Vorderman
- The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep
- Have a wank
SLOPPY SECONDS (RARETIES AND OUT-TAKES)
- Pubic hair
- Amy (it’s a terrible shamey)
- You brought a paedo along to 5-a-side
- Political correctness gone mad
- Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed)
- Harry is our man
- Angry birds gave me piles
- Bored of tits
- Female referee (sexist version)
- Tourettes girlfriend
- Let’s have a wank for England 2010
- Pippa Middleton
- Boo hoo Houston
- The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad (CD Only)
- MC iPod - Your band sucks (Remix) (CD Only)
- Hurry up and suck me off (Perverts version)
- Forbidden love / If in doubt (Perverts versions)
- You horrible man (Perverts version)
- Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
- Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions
- Carol Vorderman / Wank fantasy (remixes)
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED OUT EARLIER (RARETIES AND OUT-TAKES)
- Wank fantasy
- Cock in a cunt
- Air hostess
- Let's have a wank for England
- For a million pounds
- Equal opportunities wank
- Have a wank (acoustic)
- Heather Mills
- Pubes advert
- There's a child molester living in Grays
- Shaven haven (acoustic)
- Female referee
- Rachel Riley
- The Queen's cunt
- Kunt and the Gang megamix
+ FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL
Full length original musical written by Kunt and the Gang and performed by genuine Northeners, featuring the tracks:
- Can't work, won't work
- I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
- Shannon Shannon (where can you be?)
- You're always on the web
- Different dads
- P.O.P.U.L.A.R.
- Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
- You're a paedophile
- Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
- It were nothing to do with me
- Two of a kind
LITTLE KUNT: KUNTRARIAN
- My nob is a great big nob
- 24 hours from Tilbury
- Meet Jade Goody
- Mum’s rubber glove
- Life
- My fucking mental friend
- Things
- It’s my party
- Wipe to beige
- Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back
- Cheer up, you cunt
MEN WITH BEARDS EP
- Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
- Barry didn't do it
- Gary did do it
- Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix)
- Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
- If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt
Out of date 2008 Multimedia extras!
Men with beards VIDEOMen with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones
Men with beards fact file
T-SHIRTS
Coming soon!