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In 2005 I had just joined Myspace and there was a real buzz about it.
It felt like we were there at the cutting edge of something fresh and exciting as me
and my new virtual friends posted that picture of the Japanese girl upside down in
the bath squirting what looked like Mars Milk out of her arsehole on each other’s
Profiles on a daily basis.

What we weren’t to know was that in the space of a few short years Myspace
would be invaded by an army of spambots, and left deserted like an old derelict
cinema-cum-bingo hall as everyone fucked off to Facebook instead.

But back when Myspace was kicking off and before it got clamped down on lots of
people had bogus profiles under the names of celebrities, serial killers or renowned
wronguns. I myself was virtual friends with Lady Di, Fred West and Harold Shipman.
Yes, those were the days.

I had set up an amusing tongue in cheek profile for Barry Bulsara, aka Barry George,
who at the time was in prison serving time for the murder of Jill Dando, which he
was later cleared of (as documented in our song
Barry Didn’t Do It on the Men
With Beards

I found some of Barry’s pictures on my old hard drive so I have recreated Barry’s
profile and pics below as they were at the time, and below that is what I consider to
be the jewel in Barry’s bogus profile’s crown - from Barry’s blog, a lengthy ‘discussion’
with an increasingly irate lady called Judith…
“I’m the unknown stuntman
that made Eastwood look
so fine”

45 years old
London, England
United Kingdom

Last Login:
Barry Bulsara
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Barry Bulsara’s Interests
- Evel Knievel
- Colt Seavers
- Freddie Mercury
       (my cousin)
Barry Bulsara is in your extended network
Contact Barry Bulsara
About me:
Barry Bulsara’s latest blog entry [Subscribe to this Blog]
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I was a stuntman! (view more)
Hi, I’m Barry Bulsara, cousin of Freddie Mercury from Queen.
I was in the SAS for a while but I left to become a stuntman.
My favourite food is KFC. I also like camouflage, videos,
magazines and jumping out on women from bushes.
I didn’t kill Jill Dando, I was fitted up by those cunts off
Who I’d like to meet:
Princess Diana the Queen of Hearts, Evel Knievel, Barry Sheen,
Gordon Honeycombe, Kay Burley or any lady that likes
Contact Barry Bulsara
Barry Bulsara has 1350 friends.
To the B to the A 
to the R-R-Y English Rose (not West) I still would Friday night in with a 
box of tissues… Jill, I didn’t do it.
The murder I mean.
Re. wanking in the bushes,
guilty as charged Cuz! Family resemblance! I never spent much time in school
but I stalked ladies plenty Who Dares Wins.
Who dresses up in SAS 
gear with a replica firearm 
gets arrested Princess Diana’s fountain.
I wanked in it as a mark of respect. My ultimate mash-up.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I was a stuntman!

Just found this at http://www.starve.org/usenet041204.html

"George's fantasy world was one in which he sought satisfaction, and doubtless attention, by pretending to be someone glamorous or connected to someone glamorous or to have been in glamorous or sensational circumstances. At various times during the twenty years prior to the murder hehas claimed to be Steve Majors (a name derived from Lee Majors and the character, Steve Austin, he played in the TV series The Bionic Man), an SAS soldier by the name of Thomas Palmer (an SAS soldier involved in the Iranian Embassy siege), Paul Gadd (the pop star Gary Glitter's real name) and Freddie Mercury's cousin (for which he used the name Barry Bulsara) to mention just a few. He has at various times also claimed to be in possession of a rocket propelled grenade launcher and to be able to roller skate over four double decker buses."

I was a stuntman! I was on TV and everything!

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This guy was convicted of attempted rape in 88. Terrorised his ex-wife. He is NOT the cousin of Freddie mercury. He was NOT any of the people or professions he claimed to be. Whether or not he is guilty of this crime, he needs some serious help!

Posted by judith on Monday, July 03, 2006 at 1:02 AM

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ATTEMPTED rape. not rape. and certainly not murder.

So I wear army fatigues and wank off in the bushes in the park. Big deal!

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 at 10:12 AM

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Barry Bulsara

I would not presume to judge your innocence or guilt. I know nothing about your case.. My point was, as harmless as they may be, why do you continue to make false claims when the media has outed you on more than one occasion?

More importantly, why do you think its ok to "wank in the bushes?

Most men don't do that!

Why isn't the intention to rape as violent and repellant as the act itself? Even if you, for some reason,  didn't carry it out. If you are innocent, then I am sorry you are in the situation you are in. It won't be the first time the police have cocked up. Its a different issue to aggression towards women?

Posted by judith on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 at 10:44 AM

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>More importantly, why do you think its ok to "wank in the bushes?"
>Most men don't do that!"

Most men don't jump over 10 double decker buses on rollerskates but that's not to say it can't be done!

You're have a point though Judith, it is repellent to be intending to rape someone without their consent or indeed ACTUALLY raping someone without first getting their consent.

I wouldn't worry though, stuck in here I don't think I'll be able to start intending to rape anyone for a very long time.

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 at 10:54 AM

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Barry Bulsara

I am not going to debate what constitutes consensual sex and rape.

You seem to have a problem with the concept. You have assaulted quite a few women. Pretending to be people/professions doesn't really address your attitude towards women?

Masturbating in public isn't a case of ability is it? ALL men have the ability. I just don't know any that would do it! Gentlemen behave in a certain way. At least men that I know wouldn't behave in this way. Its a case of decency.

Wasn't it four buses??

Posted by judith on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 at 12:23 PM

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Who said anything about masturbating in public? Whenever I have brought myself off in a park I have always been concealed in the bushes so that I could see people but they couldn't see me.

>"At least men that I know wouldn't behave in this way. Its a case of decency."

Show me a man who says he hasn't whacked off outdoors at least once and I'll show you a bloody fibber! Mind you, if I was trying to get my end away with you Judith it's not something I'd necessarily bring up on the first date!

Freddie even did it sometimes and he was one of the most popular men this country's ever seen!

And FYI it was at least six buses, possibly eight or more if my memory serves me right, and I was on South East at Six so it's not in my imagination!

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 1:37 AM

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Barry Bulsara

Mr George. Most men don't feel the need to "whack off" in bushes. Most men form relationships with women. Most men don't frighten, assault or harrass women. I am in my 40's. I have known quite a few men including a lot of men in my family who wouldn't lower themselves to become a peeping tom. They have more respect. You seem to have a very warped view of what is normal sexual behaviour amongst adults. I have no doubt you know nothing about the behaviour of Freddie mercury. You have seen him perform in public like everyone else. However, judging from what I saw of him, he would seem to have more class and dignity than to stoop to that level. I am sure his family would be mortified at your claims. Didn't his assistant say you were not related to him, even distantly? In fact, they don't know you. I understand you were arrested for stalking Diana. Firstly, how is masturbating in her fountain not public? Secondly, its peverted. Why would any women be attracted to that kind of bizarre behaviour?

On the derby news, it stated you jumped, foolishly, over four buses. You fractured your femur and dislocated something else. Not a good move? Barry, I don't think you should be anywhere near women or guns!

Posted by judith on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 4:51 AM

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So I injured myself in the course of a stunt, big deal! Colt Seavers put his neck on the line every week!

For the record I masturbated discreetly into Diana's fountain, I was paddling my feet and had a blanket over my lap so people probably thought I was a disabled.

And FYI I wasn't trying to attract any women by doing this, I was merely paying tribute to the Queen of Hearts by showing my feelings. If you there is something dirty or disgusting in a man displaying his sexual emotions then maybe it's you who has a strange or dare I say it slightly prudish attitude.

You'll be pleased to know that unfortunately there is very little chance of me getting near women or guns in the forseeable future, since I seem to be locked up indefinitely but at least I have my gun magazines and a great big pile of wankmags to keep me going:-)

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 5:35 AM

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Barry Bulsara

I'm strange! The words POT and KETTLE  spring to mind. If my husband did that in my bath as a show of his feelings for me, he would be out the door. If you think think showing up at Diana's house pretending to be a  SAS hotshot with guns in your possession was meant to be a tribute, - you would have scared the hell out of her - you are wrong.

I do accept that your fixations with celebrities, or fictitious characters dreamed up by a writer, are part and parcel of your illness/disorder. You don't accept they are abnormal, that's the problem You don't seem to accept your sexual behaviour is abnormal. Nor your violence towards women. That's dangerous.

My husband is a trucker. He spends all week with men. He has heard some stuff in his time.  Truckers are pretty broadminded..He has had a look at your replies. he is pretty stunned that you think all men behave like you. If you want to call me a prude, then you would have to call him and his workmates the same.

As i said, I hope you are getting help in case  you are released.

Posted by judith on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 10:24 AM

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I wouldn't dare call your husband and his friends prudish, it's a well known fact that most truckers murder women hitchhikers, sexually assault the dead bodies and leave them in a lay by rolled up in an offcut of 70's carpet.

Actually I'm ashamed to admit the thought of that has just gave me a bit of a stiffy, I'm gonna get the Princess Di DVD out so see yer later Judith:-)

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 11:28 AM

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Barry Bulsara

This guy may or may not be guilty of murder, but he is where he should be!! No doubt about it

Posted by judith on Wednesday, July 05, 2006 at 1:21 PM

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You're entitled to your opinion Judith, as I am mine.
I would never try and stop anyone saying what they feel.

Here's a picture of me and my cousin, he got the talent and I got the looks!







Posted by Barry Bulsara on Thursday, July 06, 2006 at 6:35 AM

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Barry Bulsara

You are deluded, my friend Get a grip

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not everyone in life thinks in the same terms as you do judith.

your moral high ground stance is getting a bit tiresome. to be frank i'm not surprised your husband doesn't want to bring himself off in your bath.

i think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree, friends?:-)

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Friday, July 07, 2006 at 1:17 AM

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Barry Bulsara

You cannot grasp the concept that normal behaviour for humans is not "taking the moral high ground" Your behaviour is immoral, perverted, and dangerous. Just because there are disgusting sex offenders, en masse, in the Uk, doesn't mean its justified. You believe everyone thinks like you. They don't. Just because there are psychotics like you, doesn't mean everyone is psychotic.

You have this warped image of how men operate. The ones without the warped behaviour get women to stay with them.You don't. What does that tell you?  Talk about give a dog a bad name! If all men were like you, the population would end. No women would bear children.

You made this sick comment about truckers sexually assualting women. Wasn't your father a trucker? Wouldn't you say you would be better off not watching TV? Its an insane claim to make. You wank constantly because no woman in her right mind would touch you with the proverbial barge pole! Truckers get more women than you could ever dream of. They don't have to assault/frighten them to get their kicks.

My husband did a quick vote with 20 of his friends and workmates. Who thinks you are sick? 20 out of 20 voted yes. My husband doesn't wank in baths fountains, bushes because he is Normal! His friends don't You know why? They have women.

According to your previous bragging, you have shown princess diana your feelings by wanking in her fountain. As it wasn't erected until after you were sent down, i would imagine you would have to post it! YUK!

Your sister claims you are harmless??

the general consensus of opinion is you should be somewhere secure where you cannot frighten anyone......for a long time

Posted by judith on Friday, July 07, 2006 at 8:21 AM

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I was offering you an olive branch and up for agreeing to disagree but I think that last reply was just plain mean.

I'm not sure if you're the fantasist Judith as I find it hard to believe you have a husband and even if you did that he would get time to drive a truck in between wanking out of sight of you having a bath so as not to offend you and doing Family Fortunes style surveys of his colleagues.

And while we're on the subject of factual inaccuracies...

>If all men were like you, the population would end.
>No women would bear children.

Test tube babies and rape babies. Enough said.

Posted by Barry Bulsara on Friday, July 07, 2006 at 10:19 AM

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Barry Bulsara

I read about your appeal. I felt some empathy that you may have been jailed by mistake. I came across you while browsing this site. I decided to look up the case on the web. You actions have been scary and abnormal. I had hoped you had recognised this. You haven't,

I have no fantasy about husbands that don't exist. At this moment he is shouting at me words to type which i believe are four letter, but i wouldn't know how to spell. Believe me, he is far too big, ugly and loud to miss. That's why he conducted his own poll. His idea. Nothing to do with me. He is stunned that the prison is allowing you access to the web.He is paying for it as a taxpayer.He says, and i quote; " stop writing this moronic drivel and buy yourself a blow up doll" end of quote. See, I didn't use his words. I replaced them with something not  four-letter.

You live in an alternative reality. You have no idea of reality. That is so sad.

The problem you have caused is that you have bragged and tried to seek attention on the public domain. Billions of people will read this. ANYONE can read it. Your comments on here may be your downfall. This is the world wide web. Do the police and prison service have access? yes. Do the newspapers? Yes. So let's see what happens.

Your wanking comments are pathetic. Your references to sexual offences are horrific to read. Your pleasure in scaring women is frightening.

Your comments that were beyond the pale were the comments about babies who are sired by rapists. It has to be the most disturbing thing about this whole saga Rape is about violence and control. Women don't, for the most part,  keep babies after they have been violated in such a vile way. Rape destroys lives. Your comments are a perfect illustration of your mentality. I hope the right people read this.

In conclusion, as an analogy, couples who want IVF babies still need the tools for the doctor to implant the beginnings of life. You don't have those tools. That is why you are in there. I sincerely hope you realise your actions are not part of this society and will not be tolerated. Sionara

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>Your pleasure in scaring women is frightening.


>Women don't, for the most part,  keep babies after they have been violated in such a vile way.

Little Mo did and she seems fine now

>...couples who want IVF babies still need the tools for the doctor
>to implant the beginnings of life. You don't have those tools.

I do have a tool to implant the beginnings of life and I think that's half the problem!

>He says, and i quote; " stop writing this moronic drivel and buy yourself a blow up doll"

I used to have one but it got a leak while I was giving it one so I took it back the shop. I told the bloke behind the counter that it had gone down on me and he replied "If I'd have known it was gonna do that I'd have charged you extra!"

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Monday, July 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

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Barry Bulsara

You get an "hour a month" to use the net?

Either your maximum prison has gone soft [That's no surprise] Or, someone else is posting for you? Nah! If there are two with your mentality, I'm packing!!

Posted by judith on Monday, July 10, 2006 at 12:40 PM

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have had my privileges increased lately for good behaviour,

>Nah! If there are two with your mentality, I'm packing!!

That is a phrase used for having a concealed weapon Judith, careful the police don't read that on the web and come round and arrest you!

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 1:33 AM

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judith, shut the fuck up and get a sense of humour you shrivelled, dried up, skin like an old bible whore! i'd offer you geisha training but i can't see you ever sucking on a businessman's cock like you really mean it. go flick your bean and loosen up!

Posted by Aneka on Monday, July 10, 2006 at 2:01 PM

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Not another cretin! What is this? peverts r us! I think there is something wrong with this computer. Your age states 24. You can't be! No less than 64 surely! Or have you been standing on street corners and inhaling emissions for too long? Are the japanese known for their poor taste and eyesight?

What is a bible whore? Isn't that a contridiction in terms? I am not familiar with the ramblings of the underclasses.

If you think Mr George is funny, why don't you go and live in the cell next to him? A prostitute would earn a fortune! You could afford a makeover. How much does it cost to transform an old slapper into white trash? You would have to take the ridiculous wig and chopsticks off your head.

Beverley Allitt is your heroine? A child killer!  You and the psychotic rapist should meet up! You have so much in common. No IQ. No taste. Both sick. Perfect!

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Ah shut yer gob and give yer arse a chance! Come have a wee lick at my clag juices Judith. You never know, you might like it. If you're capable of liking anything that is. My suggestion for you is to go slit your throat and drown in your own blood, you wizened old titwitch. *pulls lips apart* *fanny farts in your old crone's face* smell yer husband!

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Aneka on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 5:44 AM

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You two ladies arguing on my blog is getting me aroused in my front parts!

Time to get the Princess Di DVD out again methinks:-)

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 6:30 AM

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I can't chill when i am throwing up. It's just not possible.

The other moron suggests i perform some act on her. I don't want bird flu or lead poisoning, so I decline. The rest of the post wasn't in english.

My stomach can't take all this shit. Go find your toys, barry, and play with them.

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>Or have you been standing on street corners
>and inhaling emissions for too long? Are the
>japanese known for their poor taste and eyesight?

I don’t think so. As far as I know the ladies haven’t got any pubes and their cracks run sideways.

>The other moron suggests i perform some
>act on her. I don't want bird flu or lead poisoning, so I decline.

I may be a mentalist but at least I'm not a racist.
I'd consider stalking, kissing or licking out a woman of any creed or colour as long as I found her sexually attractive.

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 10:57 AM

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Barry Bulsara

She is bloody english you idiot! Gawd. Don't let that brian cell you have multiply. If it causes a spark, your bloody head will blow off!

She's another one living in cloud cuckoo land!

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Judith, you can harp on all you want but you are clearly the antagonist here. There is no doubt in my mind that you are some sort of feminist, disable black lesbian. A big hard cock shoved right up your flange is the answer to THAT.

Barry, people say I have the common touch, much like Lady Di. I think I'm more likely to enjoy having my face bespunkled though, and I have the added advantage of being alive. The only way you're likely to spaff on HER face is by emptying  your nads on a 'commemorative' teatowel. Or by graverobbing. Please advise.

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Thanks for your kind offer Aneka, when i get out I would like to come straight round you house and do my beans on your fizzog, if it doesn't go off before I get it out my pants!

For now I will have to make do with my Princess Di 'commemorative' 'Barbie-style action doll sent to me by a wellwisher. I plucked some of my pubes out and superglued them on to her women's area so it's got a real life muff. I've got an action man that I pretend is me, I arrange them in sexual positions and bring myself off. Tonight I'm going to do the 'wheelbarrow'!

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 7:34 AM

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Tell me exactly why I should not be antagonistic to some old slag touting for trade and a sexual devient? You are clearly racist and homophobic. Why am i abnormal just because i don't have vocabulary that's restricted to sexual references? If i have a wider interests than getting laid, am i somehow out of the norm?

You are the one who can only attract men by coming out with filth. Some women use their brain. The one I attracted is still with me 24 years later. There used to be a word called ladylike? Feminine? No? Never heard of them? Not surprised!

If you think Mr George is funny, attractive, and harmless, you should be ashamed to call yourself a woman. Go move near him and save all the normal women who are not obsessed with their genitals from being stalked and abused.

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>Don't let that brian cell you have multiply.

who's Brian Cell, some sort of mathematician by the sound of it?

>Mr George is funny, attractive, and harmless

You've got me bang to rights Judith, and you haven't even seen the size of my hard on yet (v. big!)

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 7:28 AM

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So I do a typo and you are a rapist. Big difference[!]

Before i knew you were psychotic, i thought i might try reasoning with you. See if you had learnt by your mistakes. None of us are holier than thou. Everyone screws up. We all behave badly. Fortunately, not as badly as you. If you do get let out, no woman with a shred of self-respect is going to go anywhere near you. Your comments on here are going to see to that. That's sad. But you don't seem to realise that.

You called me a "fuckwitch" on that slappers page, then you think i want you? I have a  brain and common sense. That would never, ever happen. That just doesn't go for me, all the women i know who have read your comments feel as sick as i do. I have no idea what  the women in your family must feel about your hatred of women. The only reason that prostitute is leaving comments for you is because SOME prostitutes do anything sicko's want to make a living She is a female version of you. Most women are not like her. They use their minds.  Do you wonder why you have to force women? Women like real men. Despite your disorders, or in spite of them, you are very far from being a real man!

Do you think we have said it all? I do

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So Judith, how come you only have two friends (and one of them is TOM)?? Is it because you are, as I suspected, a mean-spirited old cunt? Why is there no picture on your profile? Why aren't there any details? What is the point of you fucking being here at all?  I see you are carrying some extra baggage. I take that to mean that not only are you a mean-spirited old cunt, but a fat fucking heifer into the bargain. No wonder you're so unhappy. No fucker likes you! You're better off dead in my eyes. Pity Barry can't do the honours. Fuck off you universally unpopular old bint.

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You are a violent, foul-mouthed little slapper, aren't you? Do you know any other words?  They do night classes for those whom English isn't their first language, you know?  Do you go out and smack people you meet who don't agree with your warped view of life?  Do you think REAL Japanese geishas spoke like you? Doesnt Japan have a culture of respect?

I don't give a toss whether I am unpopular with freaks. Who would care?

I am actually scared that the likes of you is allowed to wander the streets. Usually, you would be medicated or supervised. Do you have many convictions for violence? Drugs? Impersonating women?

Barry George is a threat to women. What part of that do you not understand? Is that concept too complicated? Or is it the fact he is a man, so therefore you condone anything they do?

Someone who couldnt believe Barry George had a profile on here, from prison, and has written to their MP gave me the address of this site. Intelligent people usually find murderers being allowed to surf the net repellent. That lets you out. So, to be able to communicate with the Mr George, I had to sign up. Why do I need to leave details? Although I have seen some "normal, interesting people" on here, the world doesn't begin and end on this site. If I didn't constantly make an idiot of myself by talking about my sex life, would I be thrown off? My stomach knows far too much about you already! Dockers have more decorum than you!

Why oh why, please tell me, would any sane intelligent woman want to have a conversation with a sex fixated, narcissistic, verbally [and anal] retentive slapper, who thinks she's Asian but probably comes from some predominately chav back street??

Have you had the audacity to insult others when you look like that is beyond me! Dont insult heifers - far far prettier, believe me!

The fact is, you know nothing about me. Because I dont associate with rubbish, does that make me unhappy? People like you need ammunition. You would have needed it to bully at school. You probably bully everyone around you. The trouble is you are too crude, too stupid, and too ignorant to do it to me.

Now I have several women here. They want to make suggestions and comments

Do you have trouble with getting a smear, and the medic having to use a jcb digger? Hilarious. Have they found anyone down there? They could have been trapped for years! Found a cure for a deadly disease!!

One of the several women sat behind me suggests you get yourself tested before you infect several million men and start a plague. Do you charge enough to cover cosmetic surgery? The list goes on. I would be here all day

If you have anything to say which indicates your brain works, bring it on! Otherwise, get back on your knees.

Posted by
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Keep barking Bonzo! The fact that you continually reply here shows you up for the Barry Bulsara-obsessed freak you actually are! The fact that you believe this is all real shows how utterly fucking stupid you are! The shit you blabbed in your last comment proves you're no better than anyone else, and in fact are just as bad. Now, why don't you take your mealy-mouthed, misguided comments and shove them up your dried-up, crusty old twat and fuck off. By your very own admission, you signed up here to communicate with a joke profile! You absolute fucking idiot. I suggest you find out where Mr Bulsara is actually located and send him a letter telling him what you think. Stick to curtain-twitching, love. Barry Bulsara has made a fool of you, no, scratch that, you have made an utter fool of yourself. Do you still think you're so clever? I didn't think so. And by the same token, you know fuck all about anyone else here, although you seem to think you do. Go and ask your prostitute-murdering truck driver of a husband if he'll take the time to actually penetrate you this year, it'll do you the world of good. I imagine he's a long-distance lorry driver. No man would be able to put up with you for any more than
5 minutes. You arsehole.

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Aneka on Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 11:39 AM

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>Now I have several women here...
>One of the several women sat behind me...

Judith why have you got several women there?

Do you lure them in with promises of tea and cakes so your fictional lorry driver husband can hypothetically murder them and dump them in a lay by rolled up in an offcut of 70's carpet?

And why are they all sat behind you, are you doing 'Oops up side your head'?

I am touched that you joined myspace especially to be my penpal, and sorry that has led to you having a fall out with my other friend Aneka. I hope you girls can resolve your differences and maybe one day we can all sit down over a cup of tea, a belgian bun and a copy of OK and all laugh about it:-)

Posted by
Barry Bulsara on Thursday, July 13, 2006 at 12:55 PM

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Barry Bulsara


This was the only blog entry that I saved before Myspace deleted the profile!