Following The Kunts’ second Christmas chart-bothering single I thought it might be a good time to do a bit of a career retrospective collection to bring some of you newer wronguns up to speed.

There’s also the exclusive !2” Of Boris Mix of Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking Cunt

It’s available on all the usual platforms, here’s some links:

BandCamp

Amazon

Apple / iTunes

Spotify

I’m also looking into getting a CD run done. Bear with us…

THE GREAT SAUSAGE ROLL SWINDLE

When my sidekick Little Kunt heard that hunger-hawking charity millionaire LadBaby was teaming up with Roman Kemp and the Capital Radio Breakfast Crew to make an England World Cup song for Qatar ‘22 he couldn’t help but wonder what it might sound like…

It’s available exclusively on BandCamp

PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY NONCE!

The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. The bunting was ironed and Her Majesty helped Prince Andrew pay his £12 million out of court settlement for sexual assault.

The Kunts’ people-powered single Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce reached number 20 in the Jubilee chart, despite the best efforts of the BBC and MSM to sweep it under the carpet. It was the best-selling song of the week, outselling Kate Bush, Harry Styles and Lady Gaga!

See the Buckingham Palace viral TikTok vid.

See the special website: princeandrew.info


 

FUCKSTICKS! (AGAIN…)

The day before the Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce video was due to be released our YouTube channel was deleted. This happened once before, in 2011 when the Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Version) was released.

We appealed it, only to receive an email within 25 minutes that the decision was upheld. Well dodgy.


 

After 12 years hiding in the bed base Shannon Matthews: The Musical previewed in Leeds to a smashing reception this week, minus any shit-stirring local journos and any placard-wielding Dewsbury Moor residents.

Cancelled from The Library in Leeds and Edinburgh’s Space venues, the show goes on in Edinburgh at Just the Tonic, from 4-27 August at midnight.

For ticket info see www.shannonmatthews.co.uk

“Vile” - The Sun

“Sick” - The Star

“I can’t wait.” - Stewart Lee