COMING SOON

1. Have a wank
2. Perverts on the internet
3. Gentleman's wash
4. Chips or tits
5. Wank fantasy
6. That's my erection
7. Men with beards
8. Let's send Nan to Dignitas
9. Carol Vorderman
10. Fred and Rose

11. For a million pounds
12. I was pissed out of my head
13. Michael Jackson tribute
14. I'm gonna lick you out
15. Use my arsehole as a cunt
16. Wanking over a porno polaroid…
17. I sucked off a bloke
18. Shaven haven
19. Fucksticks

1. J’Me Branle Tout Seul Dans Un Formule 1
2. Bourre Mon Cul Comme Ta Bourgeoise
3. Je Vais Te La Lécher
4. Une Douche Aux Latrines
5. Les Meufs Préfèrent Les Connards
6. C’est Mon Érection
7. Astiquer Son Gland Sur Un Polaroid Pornographique D’Une Ex Décédée

8. Dee (La Plus Vielle Des Groupies)
9. Dépêche-Toi Et Suce-Moi Bien Avant Que Je Sois Quelqu’un
10. Euthanasie Pour Mamie
11. Jeune Pompier
12. La Chanson De L’Avortement
13. Vous Allez Crever

1. (Shitting On) A Picture Of The Queen
2. Michael Eavis And His Micro-Penis
3. Bras
4. Seedy Affair
5. Penis Extension
6. Having A Wank In Happyland
7. It’s Just A Butterfly

8. Jesus Died Of A Stranglewank
9. The FGM Calypso
10. Lovely Jubbly
11. What Do Dreams Mean?
12. A Little Baby With A Lady’s Cunt
13. You’re Going To Die

1. A lonely wank in a Travelodge
2. That’s why I’m voting UKIP
3. Craig had pubes when he was nine
4. Period pants
5. Five people died on the M25
6. What’s the point in burlesque?
7. The abortion song
8. Women love a bastard

9. The cure for depression
10. When’s it OK to have a wank?
11. I think I might be middle class
12. My bumrape place
13. Britain’s got talent shows

1. Kuntish Christmas
2. God’s stitches
3. All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)
4. Have you seen my snowman?
5. This Christmas
6. Santa’s sack
7. It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)

8. You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas)
9. The 12 days of Christmas
10. Christmas clearout (yuletide log)
11. Jesus (baby with a beard)

1. Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous
2. The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
3. My nob is bigger than your nob
4. Bangers and mash
5. Let’s fuck about with fireworks
6. Paul Stephenson’s party
7. My homeless friend
8. I’m gonna think of you

9. If in doubt get your corey out
10. I want to do a poo at Paul’s
11. Teach your kids to smoke
12. Whose was that pube?
13. 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans

1. Perverts on the internet
2. Chips or tits
3. The birds and the bees
4. I'm gonna lick you out
5. Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
6. A cup of tea
7. Ex-girlfriend

8. Sit down wee
9. The illegal download song
10. You're a pervert
11. Pubes
12. The two finger test
13. One last wank and one last cry

1. Doctor Fox
2. Let's go commando
3. Dee (the oldest groupie)
4. Detox my cock
5. Make sure that she's rank
6. Arranged bride
7. Kunt comfort

8. Fucksticks
9. Gentleman's wash
10. Fred and Rose
11. Young girl
12. Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry)
13. Shaven haven

1. Use my arsehole as a cunt
2. A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
3. The worst thing in the world
4. Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
5. Soapy Tit Wank
6. Feminine Itch
7. My mum found my wankmags

8. I shit my pants
9. Just can’t get enough
10. Wank the dog
11. Carol Vorderman
12. The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep
13. Have a wank

1. Pubic hair
2. Amy (it’s a terrible shamey)
3. You brought a paedo along to 5-a-side
4. Political correctness gone mad
5. Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed)
6. Harry is our man
7. Angry birds gave me piles
8. Bored of tits
9. Female referee (sexist version)
10. Tourettes girlfriend
11. Let’s have a wank for England 2010

12. Pippa Middleton
13. Boo hoo Houston
14. The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad (CD Only)
15. MC iPod - Your band sucks (Remix) (CD Only)
16. Hurry up and suck me off (Perverts version)
17. Forbidden love / If in doubt (Perverts versions)
18. You horrible man (Perverts version)
19. Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
20. Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions
21. Carol Vorderman / Wank fantasy (remixes)

1. Wank fantasy
2. Cock in a cunt
3. Air hostess
4. Let's have a wank for England
5. For a million pounds
6. Equal opportunities wank
7. Have a wank (acoustic)
8. Heather Mills

12. Pubes advert
13. There's a child molester living in Grays
14. Shaven haven (acoustic)
15. Female referee
16. Rachel Riley
17. The Queen's cunt
18. Kunt and the Gang megamix

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1. Can't work, won't work
2. I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
3. Shannon Shannon (where can you be?)
4. You're always on the web
5. Different dads
6. P.O.P.U.L.A.R.

7. Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
8. You're a paedophile
9. Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
10. It were nothing to do with me
11. Two of a kind

1. My nob is a great big nob
2. 24 hours from Tilbury
3. Meet Jade Goody
4. Mum’s rubber glove
5. Life
6. My fucking mental friend

7. Things
8. It’s my party
9. Wipe to beige
10. Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back
11. Cheer up, you cunt

1. Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
2. Barry didn't do it
3. Gary did do it
4. Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix)
5. Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
6. If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt

Out of date 2008 Multimedia extras!

Men with beards VIDEO
Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones
Men with beards fact file