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THAT’S WHY I’M VOTING UKIP

Did you know in China that a ladies’ vagina
Goes from side to side not back to front?
And did you know in Jamaica ladies have a cloaca?
That means a bum and fanny all in one
Did you know in Paraguay they stretch girls’ furry pie
And insert a big ceramic cup?
And did you know in Senegal, birds have got no quim at all?
They cut their clitbox off then sew it up

The thing I really fear, is what if they come over here
All them foreign fannies in our own back yard
I’m gonna go in my garage, paint a picture of Nigel Farage
And make myself a big purple placard

That’s why I’m voting UKIP – don’t think me unhinged
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – to save the British minge
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – my message is succinct
Don’t let the Great British minge become extinct
Don’t let the Great British minge become extinct


Did you know in Saudi Arabia no one’s seen a lady’s labia?
Cos they have do their business in the dark
And in Papua New Guinea did you know a lady’s minnie
Has got a set of teeth just like a shark?
And did you know that in Iraq a lady’s crack
Emits a bit of discharge like crude oil?
And did you know in Bulgaria lady’s fannies are hairier
Than anywhere in the world except Susan Boyle?

The main parties don’t go far enough, to protect the British muff
The only way to stop it is to vote
I considered the BNP but they go too far for me
They wanna put Thatcher’s fuckflaps on a bank note

That’s why I’m voting UKIP – don’t think me unhinged
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – to save the British minge
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – my message is succinct
Don’t let the Great British minge become extinct
Don’t let the Great British minge become extinct

That’s why I’m voting UKIP – I’m gonna put it bluntly
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – We’re not a multicuntural country
That’s why I’m voting UKIP – Come on join the hunt
You’ve gotta love Nigel Farage cos he’s a proper British cunt
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