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We’re all pink on the inside
K:        I’m as white as a sheet
           From my head to my feet
           I’m as white as that white dog shit
           You used to see on the street
           But when I roll back my skin
           You’ll see that within
           We’re all pink on the inside
 
LU:     You’re as white as milk
           Or Victorian lace
           I’m as black as black coffee
           On my body and face
           Although we are so different
           We’re the same in one place
           We’re all pink on the inside

BOTH: We’re all pink on the inside
K:        The parts of us that our underpants hide
            If I said my snatch was a match
            You’d soon see that I lied
            When I pulled my pants to one side, because
K:        We’re all pink on the inside

LU:      I’m as black as your hat
K:        There’s no doubt about that
LU:      But there’s one place that’s not
K:        The inside of your twat
LU:      To demonstrate that
LU:      I could get out my rat, to show
K:        We’re all pink on the inside

K:        I look like I’ve been tippexed
           I’m so very white
LU:      I’m as black as a black pudding
           As black as the night
K:        But when you splay your flange
           It’s like Turkish Delight because
LU:     We’re all pink on the inside
BOTH: We’re all pink on the inside
K:        The parts of us that our underpants hide
            You’ll see the common ground
            When I open my mound, because
K:        We’re all pink on the inside

BOTH: We’re all pink on the inside
K:        The parts of us that our underpants hide
            You will know in your heart
            When I when I pull my pissflaps apart
K:        We’re all pink on the inside  

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