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Life

I’m afraid of a lion
I’d attack it with an iron
I once knew a bloke called Brian
He was a man with ladies’ tits

I don’t want to eat a grape
I don’t want to see a rape
I don’t want to hear a tape
Of Michael Buble’s greatest hits

Life oh life, oh life, oh life doo doo doo doo


I’m a superstitious chap
Some say it’s a load of crap
But what if I didn’t do my things
And then all my family died

I’ll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Pull my pants down I don’t care
Show a copper my pubic hair

Life oh life, oh life, oh life doo doo doo doo


So after all is said and done
Writing songs can be fun
This might get to number one
And l’ll earn a packet

This song only took 3 minutes
Songwriting is easy innit
I don’t worry bout the lyrics
I’m too busy eating toast

Life oh life, oh life, oh life doo doo doo doo
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