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If in doubt get your corey out

Sometimes life can be a stress
With work and bills you’re under duresse
There’s still some joy nevertheless
If in doubt get your corey out

If there’s a girl who’s proper nice
But you think she won’t look at you twice
A fantastic way to break the ice is
If in doubt get your corey out

Diffuse tension in an instant, drop your strides and free your penis

If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out
If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out

If your boss is making your life hell
And your work feels like a prison cell
The best way for you to rebel, is
If in doubt get your corey out

If you’re working on a site
On scaffolding or at a height
And need to give a passing girl a fright
If in doubt get your corey out

Everybody loves it when they see a geezer’s cock and bollocks

If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out
If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out

If your kid’s not doing well at all
And you’ve got a meeting at the school
You need to remember the golden rule
If in doubt get your corey out

If you get pulled over by the police
And they stop and search you for a piece
A way to ensure your release is
If in doubt get your corey out

There’s no situation can’t be rescued by flashing your love pump

If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out
If in doubt, if in doubt
If in doubt, get your corey out




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