What’s the point in burlesque? lyrics
Click click muff, click click muff, click click muff, click click muff
One of me mates had tickets for the front row
And persuaded us to go and see this cabaret show
The show was fucking terrible, the acts were all shit
Then out came this bird who started taking off her kit
She was a big old unit, a bit of a lump
And now she’s staring at me like she’s got the raving hump
Why am I getting daggers off this twelve stone Joan?
I’m was only looking at some tidy little muffs on me phone
Click click muff, click click muff, click click muff, click click muff
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can see a Jack and Danny on the internet
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady’s minge instead
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When they start to get their kit off I just wish they’d get dressed
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady’s minge
This bird did a little dance, was she having a laugh?
You won’t give me a boner with tassles and a scarf
Since broadband was wheeled out across the nation
I can’t even get a semi unless I see full penetration
With safe search off you can see some mucky stuff
You’re never more than 2 clicks away from a lady’s muff
So, come on love, don’t blame me that your act is redundant
It’s not my fault on the internet, beef curtains are abundant
Click click muff, click click muff, click click muff, click click muff
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can see a Jack and Danny on the internet
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady’s minge instead
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
They don’t even get their tits out and they look a fucking mess
What’s the point in Burlesque, what’s the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady’s minge
So I’m just gonna stay home, go on my iPhone and stare at a lady’s minge
