The twelve days of Christmas lyrics

On the first day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the second day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the third day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the fourth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the fifth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the sixth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the seventh day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the eighth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the ninth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the tenth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Rodgering Raoul Moat
Fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the eleventh day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Bukkakeing Beverley Allit
Rodgering Raoul Moat
Fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mate Cliff photoshopped me
Mounting Maxine Carr
Bukkakeing Beverley Allit
Rodgering Raoul Moat
Fudding Foxy Knoxy
Doinking Derek Bird
Licking out Louise Woodward
Humping Harold Shipman
Rimming Rose West
Cupping Colin Stagg
Fondling Fred West
Bumming Barry George
And being teabagged by Ian Huntley