I Have A Little Wank & I Have A Little Cry lyrics

I Have A Little Wank & I Have A Little Cry cover art
Use my arsehole as a cunt
A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world
Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank
Feminine Itch
My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants
Just can’t get enough
Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman
The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep
Have a wank
  
  

  
  
  

    

      

				
				
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