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A little baby with a lady’s cunt

I went round for mate Rob to wet his baby’s head
He was in the middle of a nappy change and what I saw made me go red
I asked him, “Mate, are they all like that?” He turned and replied
“It looks just like her mother’s one but with less hair round the side”

So let’s put a nappy on to hide
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
You must not stick your nob inside
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

It looked just like a lady’s but smaller and balder
I guess that it will grow some hair when she gets older


You must not even make a joke about
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
You’ll get arrested if you poke
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

I would never cross that line with
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
For babysitting I’d be fine
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

Don’t touch it with your fingers, it’s not a legal muff
Terrible things happen in prison to blokes who do that kind of stuff

To recap you must not interfere with
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
Do not insert penis here up
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

Society should just protect
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
Ian Watkins’ nob would get erect about
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

(Little baby
She got a fanny like a lady)

Rob’s wife is up the duff again
And they’re both full of joy
She’s been for the 12 week scan
And this time it’s a boy

And guess what, it’s nob looks just like Rob’s, it’s
A little baby with a geezer’s cock
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