Upsetting squares and making ladies moist 2003 - 2016
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the promoters and venues who put us on over our 13 year gigging career especially Hippy Joe Hymas. We’ve finished taking bookings now and that especially includes private bookings or parties, as the last couple left me with vivid, recurring nightmares.

BOOKING AND BANTER NOW CLOSED
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Any TV/Film Producers who are looking to prematurely end their careers will be keen to read of the following ‘opportunities’ that need backing.

I SWEAR
Our musical film
I Swear is an urban folk tale that questions the idea that there are certain things that should never be spoken, cheerfully romping through a checklist of taboos including racialism, the big C and paedofiddlia before ultimately rejoicing in a celebration of colourful language.

Here’s the pitch:
Potty-mouthed singer Kunt returns to his hometown to find swearing has been outlawed. Can he overthrow the censor Nazis and bring the fucking feelgood factor back to Basildon?
(Lazy description: Think Footloose with Tourettes…)


SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL

Foul-mouthed mother-from-hell Karen Matthews is fed up being a nobody until she hatches a cunning plan for a shot at the big time.

Henpecked common-law husband Craig Meehan has a secret interest that nobody knows about.

Borderline special needs uncle Michael Donovan just wants a bit of company and a couple of quid for some baccy.

Stereotypical Yorkshire copper Detective Inspector Radgitt faces a race against time to get to the bottom of this case and find the missing girl, Shannon Matthews, aged 9.

 

This is Shannon Matthews: The Musical, a foul-mouthed romp through one of the most bizarre news stories of recent years, brought to you from the writer of cult internet phenomenon Kunt and the Gang. It currently exists as  a 75 minute audio musical and needs to be brought to life on the stage.

Shannon Matthews: The Musical features 11 original songs including Can’t Work, Wont Work, Different Dads and Shannon Ain’t Dead (She’s Under My Bed).

Definitely not for the easily offended!

Email us at: disco.minge@virgin.net
 


CONTACT THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS KUNT FOR PIPEDREAM REASONS
I own all copyrights in my music (apart from the ones that sound too much like something else) and have instrumental
versions of all the tracks. I am happy to entertain offers of licensing as long as they’re not too kuntish.
Ping us an email with what you have in mind : disco.minge@virgin.net

I will write you a funny song to raise the overall average standard of your ailing TV / comedy show, again, as long
as it’s not too kuntish. Comedy songs don’t have to be four Oxbridge twats stood round a grand piano.
Ping us an email to: disco.minge@virgin.net