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OH LOOK, I’VE WRITTEN A BOOK. It took fucking ages, it’s got 386 pages.

The complete story of how I went from being an Essex Council odd-job man to a (minor) internet superstar with two actual (minor) UK hits, and award-winning* Edinburgh Fringe ‘comedy’ act.


 

Combo includes:
386 page book, jam-packed with anecdotes and pics from the Kunt archives.

Data CD containing the Audiobook version, as narrated by Kunt.

(Note - not Audio CD - it’s over 10 hours long!)

Bonus Greatest Minor Internet Hits MP3s

Limited edition (of 200) different dust jacket so you can leave it on your bookshelf when the in-laws come round without it becoming an awkward conversation piece.

And this is my book! (As read in instalments over the first 43 nights of Kunt’s Korona Klub)

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BOOK:
 

£10.99 + P&P
UK: £3.50
WORLD: £8

 

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AUDIO BOOK (DATA CD):
 

£10.99 + P&P
UK: £1.50
WORLD: £3

 

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COMBO:
 

£14.99 + P&P
UK: £3.50
WORLD: £8

 

Hallo and welcome to my website. While the UK Lockdown continues I’ll be live doing Kunt’s Korona Klub on YouTube 
every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday KO 8.32pm
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