Goodbye from us with a little wank and a little cry.
Hallo, it’s Kunt here. Thanks for visiting our website.
After 13 years I’ve decided
to call a it day. Don’t take it personally, it’s not you, it’s me. It wasn’t even
anything to do with playing Fucksticks nearly 2,000 times. The miles you do when
touring round the country eventually wore us down, despite doing it in the luxury
comfort of my Ford Fiesta.
I had run out of ideas in 2011 but lucky for me (though
unlucky for 400 other people) Uncle Jimmy and his diddling celebrity chums enabled
me to eek another 5 years out of it.
I’d like to personally wank each and every one
of you who came out and saw us at a gig, or bought a download, T-shirt or CD and
didn’t then sell it for 17p to Music Magpie when you moved in with your new bird
who didn’t like that sort of thing.
I haven’t got a gameplan for what I do now but
rest assured I’ll probably just be back in a couple of years, cap in hand, when
whatever I do next fails and I’m skint.
Cheers 8===3 - - - Kunt, 2016
P.S. The website
and the Kuntshop will remain open indefinitely so make yourself a cup of tea, take
off your trousers and pants and browse around at your leisure.