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OUR FAREWELL TOUR
COME AND WAVE US OFF!

 

CLICK DATES FOR TICKET INFO.

JULY

23 DORCHESTER old ship

28 BASILDON edge
29
SWINDON rolleston
30
CANTERBURY maidens head

 

AUGUST
01 BIRSTALL old plough

04 KINGS LYNN bar red

05 REBELLION Pavilion stage 7pm *
06 SELBY the venue
07 KINGSTON fighting cocks (M 3pm)

10 CAMBRIDGE radegund

12 NUNEATON crew (E 7pm)

13 SHEERNESS castle

14 IPSWICH mulberry tree

19 MARGATE black cat

24 GLASGOW 13th note (DATE CHANGE!)

25 NEWCASTLE think tank? digital
26 EDINBURGH fringe *

27 EDINBURGH fringe *

28 EDINBURGH fringe *

 

SEPTEMBER
01 BRISTOL fleece
03 PLYMOUTH junction *
09 CROYDON scream lounge
23 LEICESTER soundhouse

24 COVENTRY the phoenix

29 DUDLEY rock zombie

30 NORWICH owl sanctuary
 

OCTOBER

01 MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms

02 NEW CROSS new cross inn (M 3pm)
04 SOWERBY BRIDGE blind pig

05 LIVERPOOL maguires pizza bar

06 MANCHESTER fab café
07 KEIGHLEY exchange

08 SHEFFIELD old chapel hall

09 LEEDS library (M 3pm)

13 WINCHESTER railway

14 READING queen’s arms

15 HITCHIN club 85

21 BOURNEMOUTH anvil

22 BANBURY wheatsheaf

27 BIRMINGHAM flapper

28 NOTTINGHAM rescue rooms
29 BRIGHTON green door store

30 SOUTHEND railway hotel (M 3pm)

 

NOVEMBER

03 COLCHESTER the bull

04 SOUTHAMPTON firehouse

05 LONDON proud camden

[Venue change, all tix still valid]

RED = CLICK FOR TICKET INFO
BLUE = FREE ENTRY GIG

Support on all except * is Mike Gibbons

Usual stage time is 9pm or 10pm but may vary depending on promoters.

M= Matinee gig, 3pm doors
E = Early gig, stage time 7.30
 

Comedy songs
Funny songs
Wrong songs
Sexy songs
Kuntish songs
A bit about Kunt’s new album, by Kunt (from Kunt and the Gang):
Tracklist:
Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)*
We’re all pink on the inside*
Deal Or No Deal*
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids*
Kuntish Christmas
My fucking mental friend*
The wrong Ian Watkins*
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore*
50 things you should think about
     to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Paperboy*
Women love a bastard

*
First time on CD /
 Exclusive to this album
Kunt’ll Fix It is Kunt and the Gang’s greatest minor internet hits volume 2.
It contains 17 of my favourite and probably best known tunes since 2010’s
Complete Kunt
(known as our post-Yewtree period) plus a few new and previously unavailable tracks.
If you get it, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the bollocks, you kunt.
Kunt Shop
New Album
Out Now on CD and Download
Do your favourite band sing songs of angst and longing, when what you really want is wanking and crying?

Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Here at Kunt and the Gang we pride ourselves in tackling the gritty real life topics that no one else seems
to want to sing about, like stiffies, abortions and celebrity paedos.

So make yourself a cup of tea, take off your trousers and pants and have a browse round our website.

With love from your sexy uncle Kunt, 2016.
01/08/2015
Limited edition, deluxe (OK not deluxe, but deluxe for us) tour souvenir box set CD containing
an exclusive hand numbered CD, signed photo, sew-on patch and enamel badge,
none of which will be available elsewhere. Oh, and there’s a lovely little booklet with pics from the tour
including the one in Southampton of me signing that bloke’s ballbag. (It was his birthday).
PayPal: Add Kunt'll Fix It Limited Live CD Box Set (UK) to cart PayPal: Add Kunt'll Fix It Limited Live CD Box Set (ROW) to cart
UK (£14.99 plus £2 p+p)
WORLD (£14.99 + £5 p+p)
Recording available as a download here:
Limited Edition (250) Box Set - ONLY 20 LEFT!!
More CDs available in the
KUNTSHOP
12/01/2016

Kunt’ll Fix It Live in London is the unedited, warts and all recording of the final tour date on our 2015 Kunt’ll Fix It tour capturing 2 sets of minor internet hits, plus all the atmosphere and between song bants.

I think it’s the best live recording of one of my gigs ever, and I’m not just saying that to try and get tromboned.

Sit down, pour yourself a pint of Baileys, grab a minge pie and enjoy our festive countdown of wronguns
New Video - 12 Days of Christmas
18/12/2015
2016 Tour dates announced
08/02/2016
8===================================3 - - -
We’re celebrating the Queen’s big 9-0 with a brand new song and video.
Happy Birthday Ma’am
21/04/2016
A Picture Of The Queen.mp3
Watch ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ on YouTube here:
Download ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ here:
Right click her maj, and save target as…
Goodbye from us with a little wank and a little cry.
16/07/2016
I’m just about to embark on my last ever tour.

Having played some of my minor internet hits over 2,000 times I’ve decided to call it a day while I’m still
enjoying it and happy with the stuff I’m producing, rather than wait for it all to go shit (oh, I’m too late, yes,
that’s very funny) and everyone say ‘look at that silly old kunt dragging himself round the toilet circuit to
dwindling audiences with his tired old catalogue of mostly forgotten minor internet hits.”

Rest assured I’ll probably just be back in a couple of years,  cap in hand when whatever I do next fails
and I’m skint.

I’d like to personally wank each and every one of you who came out and saw us at a gig, or bought a
download,  T-shirt or CD and didn’t then sell it for 17p to Music Magpie when you moved in with your new
bird who didn’t like that sort of thing.

Hopefully see you out and about on tour, do come along and wave me off…

Cheers 8===3 - - -

Kunt
New Stuff! - Blue ROFL CD Album and new T-shirts
19/07/2016
Oh look, it’s our new album Blue ROFL, new T-shirts and new Badge Sets.
And don’t forget Mike’s new EP.
Tracklist details and Buy The Cunt buttons in the Kuntshop
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