OUR FAREWELL TOUR
COME AND WAVE US OFF!
CLICK DATES FOR TICKET INFO.
JULY
23 DORCHESTER old ship
28 BASILDON edge
29 SWINDON rolleston
30 CANTERBURY maidens head
AUGUST
01 BIRSTALL old plough
04 KINGS LYNN bar red
05 REBELLION Opera House
07 KINGSTON fighting cocks
10 CAMBRIDGE radegund (2 shows)
12 NUNEATON crew
13 SHEERNESS castle
14 IPSWICH mulberry tree
19 MARGATE black cat
25 NEWCASTLE think tank? digital
26 EDINBURGH fringe *
27 EDINBURGH fringe *
28 EDINBURGH fringe *
SEPTEMBER
01 BRISTOL fleece
03 PLYMOUTH junction *
09 CROYDON scream lounge
23 LEICESTER
soundhouse
29 BRIERLY HILL new wellington
(VENUE CHANGE due to RZ CLOSING)
OCTOBER
01 MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms
02 NEW CROSS new cross inn (M 3pm)
04 SOWERBY BRIDGE blind pig
05 LIVERPOOL maguires pizza bar
06 MANCHESTER fab café
07 KEIGHLEY exchange
09 LEEDS library (M 3pm)
28 NOTTINGHAM rescue rooms
29 BRIGHTON green door store
30 SOUTHEND railway hotel (M 3pm)
NOVEMBER
[Venue change, all tix still valid]
RED = CLICK FOR TICKET INFO
BLUE = FREE ENTRY GIG
Support
on all except * is Mike Gibbons
Usual stage time is 9pm or 10pm but may vary depending
on promoters.
M= Matinee gig, 3pm doors
E = Early gig, stage time 7.30
Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)*
We’re all pink on the inside*
Deal Or No Deal*
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids*
Kuntish Christmas
My fucking mental friend*
The wrong Ian Watkins*
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore*
50 things you should think about
to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Paperboy*
Women love a bastard
*First time on CD /
Exclusive to this album
It contains 17 of my favourite and probably best known tunes since 2010’s Complete Kunt
(known as our post-
If you get it, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the bollocks, you kunt.
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
Here at Kunt and the Gang we pride ourselves in tackling the gritty real life topics that no one else seems
to want to sing about, like stiffies, abortions and celebrity paedos.
So make yourself a cup of tea, take off your trousers and pants and have a browse round our website.
With love from your sexy uncle Kunt, 2016.
an exclusive hand numbered CD, signed photo, sew-
none of which will be available elsewhere. Oh, and there’s a lovely little booklet with pics from the tour
Kunt’ll Fix It Live in London is the unedited, warts and all recording of the final tour date on our 2015 Kunt’ll Fix It tour capturing 2 sets of minor internet hits, plus all the atmosphere and between song bants.
I think it’s the best live recording of one of my gigs ever, and I’m not just saying that to try and get tromboned.
Right click her maj, and save target as…
Having played some of my minor internet hits over 2,000 times I’ve decided to call it a day while I’m still
enjoying it and happy with the stuff I’m producing, rather than wait for it all to go shit (oh, I’m too late, yes,
that’s very funny) and everyone say ‘look at that silly old kunt dragging himself round the toilet circuit to
dwindling audiences with his tired old catalogue of mostly forgotten minor internet hits.”
Rest assured I’ll probably just be back in a couple of years, cap in hand when whatever I do next fails
and I’m skint.
I’d like to personally wank each and every one of you who came out and saw us at a gig, or bought a
download, T-
bird who didn’t like that sort of thing.
Hopefully see you out and about on tour, do come along and wave me off…
Cheers 8===3 -
Kunt
And don’t forget Mike’s new EP.
Tracklist details and Buy The Cunt buttons in the Kuntshop
