04/06 CAMBRIDGE strawberry fair festival
random bullshit generator stage
09/06 D******* festival
A bit about Kunt’s new album, by Kunt (from Kunt and the Gang):
Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)*
We’re all pink on the inside*
Deal Or No Deal*
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids*
My fucking mental friend*
The wrong Ian Watkins*
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore*
50 things you should think about
to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Women love a bastard
*First time on CD /
Exclusive to this album
Kunt’ll Fix It is Kunt and the Gang’s greatest minor internet hits volume 2.
It contains 17 of my favourite and probably best known tunes since 2010’s Complete Kunt
(known as our post-Yewtree period) plus a few new and previously unavailable tracks.
If you get it, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the bollocks, you kunt.
Do your favourite band sing songs of angst and longing, when what you really want is wanking and crying?
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
Here at Kunt and the Gang we pride ourselves in tackling the gritty real life topics that no one else seems
to want to sing about, like stiffies, abortions and celebrity paedos.
So make yourself a cup of tea, take off your trousers and pants and have a browse round our website.
With love from your sexy uncle Kunt, 2016.
Limited edition, deluxe (OK not deluxe, but deluxe for us) tour souvenir box set CD containing
an exclusive hand numbered CD, signed photo, sew-on patch and enamel badge,
none of which will be available elsewhere. Oh, and there’s a lovely little booklet with pics from the tour
including the one in Southampton of me signing that bloke’s ballbag. (It was his birthday).
Recording available as a download here:
Limited Edition (250) Box Set - ONLY 50 LEFT!!
More CDs available in the
Sit down, pour yourself a pint of Baileys, grab a minge pie and enjoy our festive countdown of wronguns
New Video - 12 Days of Christmas
2016 Tour dates announced
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We’re celebrating the Queen’s big 9-0 with a brand new song and video.
Watch ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ on YouTube here:
Download ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ here:
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