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Boo hoo Houston

I just heard on the news Whitney Houston has died
I got So Emotional I broke down and cried
She came from a family of soulful voices
If Cilla Black’s a Skoda, Dionne Warwick and Aretha are Rolls Royces

In the mid eighties her music was fresh and vital
Her debut album had an eponymous title
She’d had other offers but Arista got there smartest
Her success opened doors for other African American artists

Boo hoo Houston
Whitney Houston’s dead
She drownded in the bath
When she was off her head
If there was a pop monarchy
She’d be wearing a crown
But she croaked prematurely
I blame Bobby Brown

Two thousand and twelve was the year that we lost her
Twenty years previous she was in the Bodyguard with Kevin Costner
She had a big hit with a Dolly Parton composition
Then she married Bobby Brown, formerly of New Edition

Her drug abuse was widely covered by the media
How will I know? I’ll look it up on Wikipedia
I wasn’t sure how I’d have a wank today
I know it’s not right, but it was surprisingly okay

Boo hoo Houston
Whitney Houston’s dead
She drownded in the bath
When she was off her head
If there was a pop monarchy
She be wearing a crown
But she croaked prematurely
I blame Bobby Brown

Carey – got no songs
Hudson – holds notes too long
Blige – bit too rap
Clarkson – talent show crap
Spears – bit too white
Dion – titanic shite
Knowles – not my bag
Aguilera – just a slag
 
Boo hoo Houston
Whitney Houston’s dead
She drownded in the bath
When she was off her head
The crack and then prescription drugs
All wore her down
I point the finger squarely
at Bobby Brown

When Bobby Brown’s brown bread we’ll all have a rave
I wanna dance with somebody – on Bobby Brown’s grave
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