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Pippa Middleton

Pippa's really beautiful
And she's really fit
I'd like to put my willy
In her bumhole or her slit
I saw her on the Royal Wedding
She looked really great
I think I'd rather lick her out
Than her sister Kate

Oh Pippa
When I saw you in the abbey
And you didn't look too shabby
I wished I could see your labias

When I saw you in a pew
I knew what I had to do
So I pulled my pants askew
And touched my winky woo
I rubbed it up and down the screen
Everywhere your face had been
Pippa pippa I did shout
As it burped some semen out

Pippa's really glamorous
She wears the latest stuff
I'd like to pull her panties down
And penetrate her muff
I'd smash her and her sister too
The one who will be queen
If she held her flaps apart
I'd put my nob between

Oh Pippa
When I saw you in the abbey
And you didn't look too shabby
I wanted to grope your labias

I've loved Pippa Middleton
Ever since the wedding
The thought I might not get to root her
Proper does my head in
Pippa's literally the fittest
Bird I've ever seen
I photoshop her head on nudies
From wank magazines
If I ever met her   
I know what I would say I'd say
I wank my cock off on your picture
Every single day
I'm gonna find out where she lives
And in a bush I'll hide
And when she walks past I'll jump out
And stick my nob inside

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