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In my Ford Fiesta
I sometimes feel quite down
Because girls never look my way
As I drive it around town
So I’m gonna take a five grand loan
And buy a second hand jag
Then I’ll get more attention
Than a brown man with an Uzi an ISIS flag

I’ll be such a popular guy
Let me tell you why

It’s just my penis extension
My four wheel penis extension
Girls know who you are
When you’ve got a flash car
I’ll get more female attention
Because of my penis extension
Penis extension

So then when I cruise around  
The girls will turn and stare
They’ll climb into my flash new car
And fondle me down there
I’ll get women in the back seat
On a fairly regular basis
I’ll probably climax on their breasts
Or sometimes, for a change, their faces

There’ll be a queue of ladies waiting
For me to start ejaculating

It’s just my penis extension
My four wheel penis extension
Off girls who I used to get blanked
I’ll get noshed off and wanked
It’s like my nob will increase in dimension
Because of my penis extension
Penis extension

You might think I’m shallow
But I don’t really mind
As you crawl along in your Nissan Micra
I’ll be tailgating behind
And when your girlfriend looks my way
Then I’ll just smile and wink
And I can see her wishing she was in the back of
my car
With two in the pink, and one in the stink

It’s just my penis extension
My four wheel penis extension
The women who used to hate me
Will caress and fellate me
Getting more muff is my intention
With the help of my penis extension

I’ve got my penis extension
My four wheel penis extension
But I’ve wrapped it round a tree
With a lady pleasuring me
And got a three year driving suspension
And teeth marks on my erection
Penis extension
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