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Michael Eavis and his micro-penis

The man who founded Glastonbury has a beard but no moustache
I found out something about him that is pretty harsh
My mate had a piss next to him and said you won’t believe us
When I describe to you the private parts of Michael Eavis

It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
It’s like a normal todger but one tenth of the size
It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
If you have a piss next to him you won’t believe your eyes

Michael’s minute member must be seen to be believed
His cock’s so small it’s quite a wonder that his wife conceived
But she fashioned Michael a latex strap on prosthesis
Which he used and it produced his daughter Emily Eavis

It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
He can’t really help it, nature made him that way
It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
It’s less than two centimeters, much to his dismay

His nob’s inversely proportional to the size of his festival
There’s quite a discrepancy between his penis and testicles
When it’s viewed with naked eye his cock’s hardly detectable
When he dies Gunther Von Hagen will find it collectable

It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
Michael Eavis and his micro-penis

 
It’s tiny, it’s shiney, it’ll fit right up your hiney
It’s small, his tool, it gets dwarfed by his balls
It’s minute, it’s cute, it’s reasonably hirsute
It’s petite, it’s neat, in his pubes it does retreat

Michael’s nob’s so small it made a puddle when he weed with it
The year that he booked Kanye West most people disagreed with it
He shaved his pubic hair off and he tried to weave a tweed from it
He nicked his helmet with the razor and started to bleed from it

It’s just Michael Eavis and his micro-penis
He can’t really help it, Jesus made him that way
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