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Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died
 
When I was up the loft I came across a box
Which when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cock
It felt a little hard but it felt a little soft
The next thing that I know I'm feeling sexy up the loft
So I unzip my fly and pop out my Jap's eye
I have a little wank and I have a little cry

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo


LK: Come on, Kunt, it'll be alright
K: But I really miss her, Little Kunt
LK: If you tell me a little bit more about that photo,
it might help you get over her
K: Alright then, Little Kunt, I'll give it a go
 
The pic was very lewd, she's completely in the nude
She's pulling it apart and she's doing something rude
She's got a hairy crutch, I miss her very much
So I take out my chap and I have a little touch

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo

I'm feeling mixed emotions in my mind and in my knob
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