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The Musical
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Karen:
POPULAR

P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
And if you tend to disagree
That I’m popular, I’m popular
Look at me on GMTV
La la la la la-la la-la la

The reason TV likes me is I’m gritty and I’m real
A bit like Jane McDonald, but with more sex appeal
I can turn on tears at the drop of a hat
Like Gwyneth Paltrow, but not as fat
And if you disagree with that
I’ll kick you in the cock or twat
P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
And if you check all the reviews
I’m popular, I’m popular
Look at me, I’m on Sky News!
La la la la la-la la-la la

The reasons TV likes me are I’m ginger and I’m buff
I could probably think of more but those two are enough
Everyone on the estate
Can’t help thinking that I’m great
While you’re sat on the computer with a woody
I’ll be more famous than Jade Goody

P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
P.O.P.U.L.A.R. I’m popular, I’m popular
And if you look on the TV
I’m popular, I’m popular
I’ve got my own documentary
La la la la la-la la-la la