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Make Sure That She's Rank

When I'm in a night club I always seek
Tasty looking girls with whom I'd like to speak
But if I want a girl who's gonna help me reach my peak
I always make sure that she's rank

If you want a loving and a long relationship
You might want to insure your partner is quite fit
But if you want a girl who says, "Spunk on my tits"
You'd better make sure that she's rank

Make sure that she’s rank (Make sure that she’s rank)
Make sure that she’s rank (Make sure that she’s rank)
If you want a girl who's gonna spank your plank
You'd better make sure that she's rank

LK: Even if she's a fucking disgrace
Or got a big birth mark on her face?
K: If she's got two boobs and a chuff
She'll help me win the milk race

LK: Well, what about facial hair
Or a smell that emanates from downstairs?
K: A bit of a tache or a whiffy gash
Hell, I don't care!

If you want a girl who enters beauty shows and always wins
She'll need a lovely figure and some gorgeous pins
But if you want your corey sucked behind the Co-op bins
You'd better make sure that she's rank

If you want a girl who you can take home to meet your folks
She'll be nice, respectable and politely smile at jokes
But if you're 6 pints down the line and want a sweaty poke
You'd better make sure that she's rank

Make sure that she’s rank (Make sure that she’s rank)
Make sure that she’s rank (Make sure that she’s rank)
If you want a girl who's gonna spank your plank
You'd better make sure that she's

You have to make sure that she's
You'd better make sure that she's rank
(Make sure that she's rank)

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