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My nob is a great big nob

My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
And I hold it in my hands


It’s longer than a saveloy
And it’s got a subtle bend
It’s pink and veiny on the shaft
And purple on the end
And I’m thankful Jesus blessed me
With such a massive girth
That ladies have told me when I withdraw
It feels like giving birth

My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
And I hold it in my hands


It’s longer than a marathon
And stiffer than a British upper lip
It’s got a hole where spunk comes out
Located on the tip
Some blokes keep a pubic bush
But with me that’s not the case
Because you can get an extra inch
If you trim it round the base

My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
My nob is a great big nob
And I hold it in my hands
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