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Just Can't Get Enough

K: I saw a picture of a naked man
When all his clothes were off
Although this might arouse some birds
My knob stayed on the soft
You might like frottage or anal sex
Whatever turns you on
But show me a lovely pair of jugs
And I'll get a bonk on
 
K: 'Cause I'm a tits man
LK: And I'm a legs man
K: We just can't get enough
K: I'm a tits man
LK: And I'm a legs man
K+LK: We both like a bit of muff

K:  If you are fond of golden showers
     Who am I to moan?
LK:Well, show me a lovely pair of pins
     And I will get a boner!

K: 'Cause I'm a tits man
LK: And I'm a legs man
K: We just can't get enough
K: I'm a tits man
LK: And I'm a legs man
K+LK: We both like a bit of muff

K+LK: Muff, muff, m…m…m…muff…… Muff
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