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Don’t be a kunt, download legally: One Last Wank
& One Last Cry
The Illegal Download Song

You wouldn't interfere with kids and lock them in your shed
You wouldn't pick up a hitchhiker and stab them till they're dead
Then embalm their body with vinegar and keep them in your bed
Wouldn't get them out at meal times and make them garlic bread

You wouldn't break into your neighbour's house while he was overseas
And murder all his goldfish and steal all his CD's
And while you're there squat on his bed and try and squeeze the cheese
But you are guilty of a crime as bad as any of these

All these things that I've said
Are perverted and wrong
It's exactly the same as downloading this song

Cos everytime you share our files
The evil God of download smiles
And a little deformed baby cries
Tears of blood from his Jap's eye
While you eat, dance and relax
Listening to our stolen tracks
Me and Little Kunt boo-hoo
Over our lost revenue


You wouldn't hang around the woods wearing just a cape
Or jump out on a lady, pin her down and do a rape
With a Sony Handicam film it all on tape
Then climb on a unicycle and make good your escape

Cos like this, file-sharing is an illegal act
Just like paedofiddlia, and that's an actual fact

Cos everytime you share our files
The evil God of download smiles
And a little deformed baby cries
Tears of blood from his Jap's eye
And while you've got your iPod on
Singing along to our stolen songs
In the woods just walking through
They'll be someone in a cape coming after you
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