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Fred And Rose

K: I like having it off with young ladies
LK: I like it when they're old
K: You like pussies that are really hairy
LK: And you like it when they're bald
K: I like comedy that is really subtle
LK: I like slapstick and farce
K: You like to have straight sex with a lady
LK: And you like a finger up your arse
K: (No, I don't)

K: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is that

K:  Heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do

LK: We're like Fred and Rose
K+LK: I'd murder the lodger for you

K: And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen
LK: You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole
K: And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker
LK: I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole

K: I like to look at a traditional wank mag
LK: And I like internet grot
K: I like DVDs with girl on girl action
LK: And I like to see a pop shot
K: You think your cock looks best with a hard-on
LK: You're happy with yours on the soft
K: You like getting your penis fellated
LK: While you watch 'em wank yourself off

LK: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is that

K: Heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do

LK: We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you

K+LK: And heaven knows
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
We're like Fred and Rose
You'd murder the lodger for me
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