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Before I Get Famous
Let's fuck about with fireworks

When the people all unite
They become one and strong
And can overthrow oppressors
Who’ve held power far too long
So come on brothers and sisters
Let’s reclaim bonfire night
From a dictator worse than Hitler
Who denies our human right

Fuck off Welephant
With your boring firework code
Fuck off Welephant
Jog on up the road

Let’s fuck about with fireworks
It’s something to do
You light one chuck it at me
And I’ll chuck it back at you
And if you see an old biddy
Throw a banger in her path
Let's fuck about with fireworks
It's a laugh

The firework code says you should put
Your fireworks in a tin
But what's the point in that
When you've got your pockets to keep them in
I'm not getting a big metal box
You know they’re just for squares
I'm keeping all mine on the floor
Near where we light them, over there

Don’t bother with the instructions
And tapers are too slow
So use your lighter and if it doesn’t work
Give it another go
Stand over it and pick it up
Don’t do things by the book
No one ever really got injured
By having a little look

Let’s fuck about with fireworks
It’s something to do
You light one chuck it at me
And I’ll chuck it back at you
The worst thing that can happen
Is you’ll need a small skin graft
Let's fuck about with fireworks
It's a laugh

Fuck off Welephant
With your boring firework code
Fuck off Welephant
Jog on up the road

The closer you stand to them
The more you’ll see the fun
Sellotape one to your friend
Light it and then run
Let your pets out and impress
Your friends with your aplomb
As you sneak up on your shaking dog
And light a big air bomb

Fuck off Welephant
With your boring firework code
Fuck off Welephant
Jog on up the road

Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Throw one at a chum
Bend over, pull your pants down and
I’ll launch a rocket from your bum
And if you ever meet Welephant
Call him a cunt on my behalf
Let’s fuck about with fireworks
It’s a laugh

Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Cos it’s a laugh
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