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Chips Or Tits

I can name my Top 10 records
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my Top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could

Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potatoes or lady's breasts
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?

My favourite cake's an Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while

Chips or tits?
Which one I like best, I just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds chipped and fried
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?


Chips - I like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits - I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips - I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits - I like 'em in or out a bra
Chips - I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits - I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips - I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits - I just like 'em of course

Chips - I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits - Either side of my old boy
Chips - I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits - They make me lose my wad
Chips - I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits - Big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips - I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits - Can I see some please?

Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?
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