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My Bumrape Place

Did you see that episode of Hollyoaks
Where Luke got raped by a bunch of blokes
That stuck with me I have to say
But I’d like to stress not in a sexy way

If it happened to me though I’d be scared
That it would be worse cos I was unprepared
So now I carry some condoms to hand out to my attackers
And I I’ve got a place to go, while they empty their knackers

My bumrape place, my bumrape place
You might see a smile upon my face
It doesn’t mean I’m glad, I might be still be sad
I’ve just gone to my bum rape place

My bumrape place, my bumrape place
While they insert it up to the base
I think of happier times, while they’re committing their crimes
I’ve just gone to my bumrape place

I’m on holiday
I’m aged 8
I’m on the beach
Everything is great
I’ve got an ice cream
There’s lovely weather
And mum and dad
Are still together

My bumrape place, my bumrape place
You might see a smile upon my face
It doesn’t always equate, that I’m feeling great
I’ve just gone to my bumrape place



It makes me think though it might be the case
There’s other times when you could use your bum rape place

Like if you’re feeling all alone
Why not go to your bumrape place
When the wife is having a moan
Why not go to your bumrape place
If you’re stuck in a traffic jam
Why not go to your bumrape place
Or watching the football of Big Sam
Why not go to your bumrape place

If you’re in hospital feeling sick
Why not go to your bumrape place
When your boss is being a dick
Why not go to your bumrape place
If you’re stuck in a boring class
Why not go to your bumrape place
Or being pinned down, with a cock up your arse
Why not go to your bumrape place

Your bumrape place, Your bumrape place
Have it ready just in case
The times in life you experience strife
Just go to your bumrape place

My bumrape place, my bumrape place
Until they finish their irate embrace
I just feel delight, I don’t put up a fight
I’ve just gone to my bumrape place

I’ve just gone to my bumrape place
I’ve just gone to my bumrape place
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