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Barry Didn't Do It

Barry George was locked up
Because the judge and jury cocked up
He was obsessed with Princess Di
So Jill Dando's similiar haircut caught his eye
They couldn't find the bloke who made Dando dead
So they went round and fingered poor Barry instead
Cos he had footage of her on VHS tape
And a previous conviction for attempted rape

But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando

Barry George was fitted up
Because some ladies he titted up
He never murdered anyone
Cos he only had a replica gun
They found a speck of gun powder in his pocket
But that could have come from a firework or rocket
But in a retrial he's been released
His cousin Freddie Mercury would be pleased
If he was alive
Or really his cousin)

But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando

His cousin was the singer and Queen were his mates
He jumped over six buses on rollerskates
He's been banged up for years and now he's free
To pursue his interest in replica firearms and celebrities

But Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
Dressed up like a commando

Barry didn't do it, Barry didn't do it
Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
He was just hiding out in the bushes
With his knob in his hand-o
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