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Lovely jubbly

Normal birds are such miseries
They do nothing for me
But the other day I saw this lady
And my heart just filled with glee

She was sat there in her wheelchair
Parked up outside the shops
She was eating a cornetto
She had all ice cream all round her chops

Her carer was queued up in Greggs
Buying warmed up pastries or a cake
So I went up and I said hallo
She smiled at me so I released her brake

To this day
I cannot say
Whether or not
I should have wheeled her away (but)

I fell in love with a jubbly jubbly
That’s when I fell in love with a jubbly girl
Her personality was bubbly bubbly
That’s why I fell in love with a jubbly girl
That’s why I love my lovely jubbly girl



I wheeled her round to the Asda car park
And I managed to get her in the back of my car
I’m not sure she really knew what we were doing
But I quite enjoyed it so there you are

She’s in a wheelchair
But I really don’t care
The only reason I’d stare
Is at her hair down there (cos)

I fell in love with a jubbly jubbly
That’s when I fell in love with a jubbly girl
Her bikini line was stubbly stubbly
But I still fell in love with a jubbly girl
That’s why I love my lovely jubbly girl


I’m not the kind of bloke to kiss and tell
It’s between us what went on that day
But I was careful and I used protection
So they couldn’t swab her diaper for my DNA

There’ll always be a place for her
In my heart
But I wheeled her back
Before a search could start

I fell in love with a jubbly jubbly
That’s when I fell in love with a jubbly girl
I didn’t want to get in troubly troubly
And that’s why I left my lovely jubbly girl
But I’ll always love my lovely jubbly girl


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