Upsetting squares and making ladies moist 2003 - 2016
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DEAL 2: ALL THE ALBUMS
DEAL 3: THE FUCKIN LOT
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BOTH KUNT AND THE GANG ‘BEST OF’ CD ALBUMS

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DEAL 1: BESTEST KUNTS
All come with proper nice colour insert booklet with original artwork by Kunt.
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MIKE ‘s           Corner PayPal: Add Blue ROFL CD (WORLD) to cart
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BLUE ROFL (2016)
(Shitting On) A Picture Of The Queen
Michael Eavis And His Micro-Penis
Bras
Seedy Affair
Penis Extension
Having A Wank In Happyland
It’s Just A Butterfly
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Jesus Died Of A Stranglewank
The FGM Calypso
Lovely Jubbly
What Do Dreams Mean?
A Little Baby With A Lady’s Cunt
You’re Going To Die
KUNT’LL FIX IT (2015)
GREATEST HITS VOL ii
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Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)
We’re all pink on the inside
Deal Or No Deal
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids
Kuntish Christmas
My fucking mental friend
The wrong Ian Watkins
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore
50 things you should think about
     to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Paperboy
Women love a bastard
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COMPLETE KUNT (2010)
GREATEST HITS VOL i
Have a wank
Perverts on the internet
Gentleman's wash
Chips or tits
Wank fantasy
That's my erection
Men with beards
Let's send Nan to Dignitas
Carol Vorderman
Fred and Rose
For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head
Michael Jackson tribute
I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt
Wanking over a porno polaroid…
I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven
Fucksticks
JAP’S iTUNES (2014)
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A lonely wank in a Travelodge
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Craig had pubes when he was nine
Period pants
Five people died on the M25
What’s the point in burlesque?
The abortion song
Women love a bastard
The cure for depression
When’s it OK to have a wank?
I think I might be middle class
My bumrape place
Britain’s got talent shows
Pubic hair
Amy (it’s a terrible shamey)
You brought a paedo along to 5-a-side
Political correctness gone mad
Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed)
Harry is our man
Angry birds gave me piles
Bored of tits
Female referee (sexist version)
Tourettes girlfriend
KISS YOU UNDER THE
CAMEL TOE  - THE
XMAS SINGLES
(2011)
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Kuntish Christmas
God’s stitches
All I want for Christmas is you
                     (to bring me off)
Have you seen my snowman?
This Christmas
Santa’s sack
It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
HURRY UP AND
SUCK ME OFF BEFORE
I GET FAMOUS
(2011)
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Hurry up and suck me off  before I get famous
The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
My nob is bigger than your nob
Bangers and mash
Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party
My homeless friend
I’m gonna think of you
SLOPPY SECONDS (2012)
(Rarities and out-takes)
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Let’s have a wank for England 2010
Pippa Middleton
Boo hoo Houston
The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad
(CD Only)
MC iPod - Your band sucks (Remix) (CD Only)
Hurry up and suck me off (Perverts version)
Forbidden love / If in doubt (Perverts versions)
You horrible man (Perverts version)
Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions)
Carol Vorderman /
Wank fantasy (remixes)
You horrible man (you killed a kid
at Christmas)
The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log)
Jesus (baby with a beard)
If in doubt get your corey out
I want to do a poo at Paul’s
Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube?
50 things you should think about
      to stop you doing your beans
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND
I HAVE A LITTLE CRY
(2004)
Use my arsehole as a cunt
A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world
Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank
Feminine Itch
My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants
I HAVE ANOTHER WANK AND
I HAVE ANOTHER CRY
(2006)
Doctor Fox
Let's go commando
Dee (the oldest groupie)
Detox my cock
Make sure that she's rank
Arranged bride
Kunt comfort
Fucksticks
ONE LAST WANK AND
ONE LAST CRY
(2008)
Perverts on the internet
Chips or tits
The birds and the bees
I'm gonna lick you out
Men with beards
         (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea
Ex-girlfriend
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Sit down wee
The illegal download song
You're a pervert
Pubes
The two finger test
One last wank and one last cry
Gentleman's wash
Fred and Rose
Young girl
Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry)
Shaven haven
Just can’t get enough
Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman
The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep
Have a wank
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED
OUT EARLIER
(2009)
Wank fantasy
Cock in a cunt
Air hostess
Let's have a wank for England
For a million pounds
Equal opportunities wank
Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills
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Pubes advert
There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic)
Female referee
Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt
Kunt and the Gang megamix
+ FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
Full length original musical
by Kunt and the Gang
featuring the tracks:
Can't work, won't work
I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?)
You're always on the web
Different dads
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SHANNON MATTHEWS:
THE MUSICAL
(2010)
P.O.P.U.L.A.R.
Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile
Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me
Two of a kind
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Limited numbered CD
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LITTLE KUNT:
KUNTRARIAN
(2013)
My nob is a great big nob
24 hours from Tilbury
Meet Jade Goody
Mum’s rubber glove
Life
My fucking mental friend
Things
It’s my party
Wipe to beige
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back
Cheer up, you cunt
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MEN WITH BEARDS
CD EP
(2008)
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Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Barry didn't do it
Gary did do it
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix)
Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt
Out of date 2008 Multimedia extras!

Men with beards VIDEO
Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones
Men with beards fact file
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MIKE GIBBONS (2015)
MR. AVERAGE
The debut album from Kunt’s
manager and opportunist
wannabe minor internet hit
singer Mike Gibbons,
co-written with Kunt.

Kunt cannot be held responsible if you
think Mike’s album is shit.
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MIKE GIBBONS (2016)
DANGEROUS LONER EP
My best friend is a tortoise
I’m shit at DIY
Festival girl
My IBS
What’s in a sausage?
I can’t eat Chinese food
Modern nan
When I’m flying my drone
Fings ain’t what they used to be
The difficult second album from
Kunt’s manager. So difficult
In fact, it’s just a 4-track EP.
Lyrics co-written with Kunt.
Dangerous Loner
Air BnB
Charity Begins At Home
My Toupe
PROPER KUNT (2012)
Kunt and the Gang
Live in Southend
Kunt and the Gang’s definitive live DVD.
A 75 minute show featuring all the greatest
minor internet hits live and more.


Plus: Loads of unseen live videos
         Kunt live at Download
         Kunt at the Panic Awards and more!
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COMPLETE KUNT (2010)
The greatest
minor internet hits
Greatest Video Hits: Fucksticks / Arranged bride /
Wank fantasy / Shaven haven / Fred and Rose /
Use my arsehole as a cunt / I sucked off a bloke /
Perverts on the internet / Men with beards
Michael Jackson tribute / IPissed out of my head

Plus: Kunt and the Gang documentary uncut
         Kunt and the Gang live + unplugged
VIVA BAS VEGAS (2006)
Kunt and the Gang
Live in Basildon
Old school 2006 hometown live show!
Contains all the early favourites live...
‘Fucksticks', 'Use My Arsehole…' plus loads off the
first album that we stopped doing live!


Plus: Kunt-aoke, the debut album Karaoke tracks.
        'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'  video
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CHRISTMAS ALBUM
BOTH  ‘BEST OF’ CD ALBUMS
& SIGNED PHOTO

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DEAL: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL