2012 LIVE SHOWS
04/02 SUTTON COLDFIELD
beggars bush B73 5BA
05/02 CANTERBURY
daveee’s
birthday weekender @ maiden’s head CT1 3QZ
all welcome -
17/02 BRIGHTON
hydrant BN1 4JF
24/02 SOUTH CROYDON
red deer CR2 6EQ
23/03 LONDON
fiddlers elbow NW5 3HS
26/03
LONDON
new cross inn SE14 6AS
30/03 EDINBURGH
the hive EH1 1LG
31/03
FALKIRK
20 rocks FK1 1HQ
01/04 GLASGOW
13th note G1 5QT
04/04 LUTON
chicagos
LU1 2QP
05/04 BASILDON
castlemayne SS16 5RZ
07/04 GRAYS
bricklayers
arms RM17 6BZ
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DOORS USUALLY 7.30/8pm -
USUALLY ON STAGE 9 or 10pm
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+ DVD - VIVA BAS VEGAS
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COMPLETE KUNT - The greatest minor internet hits of Kunt and the Gang
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KUNT AND THE GANG presents SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL (2010)
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND I HAVE A LITTLE CRY (2004)
£5.99 each - P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00
All come with full colour insert booklet.
Have a wank / Perverts on the internet /Gentleman's wash / Chips or tits
Wank fantasy / That's my erection /Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Let's send nan to Dignitas / Carol Vorderman / Fred and Rose / For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head / Michael Jackson tribute / I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid… / I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven / Fucksticks
Wank fantasy / That's my erection /Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Let's send nan to Dignitas / Carol Vorderman / Fred and Rose / For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head / Michael Jackson tribute / I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid… / I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven / Fucksticks
Full length original musical. Includes the tracks:
Can't work, won't work / I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?) / You're always on the web
Different dads / P.O.P.U.L.A.R. / Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile / Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me / Two of a kind
Can't work, won't work / I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?) / You're always on the web
Different dads / P.O.P.U.L.A.R. / Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile / Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me / Two of a kind
Use my arse as a cunt / A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank / Feminine Itch / My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants / Just can’t get enough / Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman / The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep / Have a wank
The worst thing in the world / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank / Feminine Itch / My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants / Just can’t get enough / Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman / The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep / Have a wank
Doctor Fox / Let's go commando / Dee (the oldest groupie)
Detox my cock / Make sure that she's rank / Arranged bride
Kunt comfort / Fucksticks / Gentleman's wash / Fred and Rose
Young girl / Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry) / Shaven haven
Detox my cock / Make sure that she's rank / Arranged bride
Kunt comfort / Fucksticks / Gentleman's wash / Fred and Rose
Young girl / Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry) / Shaven haven
Perverts on the internet / Chips or tits / The birds and the bees
I'm gonna lick you out / Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea / Ex-girlfriend / Sit down wee / The illegal download song
You're a pervert / Pubes / The two finger test / One last wank and one last cry
I'm gonna lick you out / Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea / Ex-
You're a pervert / Pubes / The two finger test / One last wank and one last cry
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED OUT EARLIER (2009)
Wank fantasy / Cock in a cunt / Air hostess / Let's have a wank for England
For a million pounds / Equal opportunities wank / Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills / Pubes advert / There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic) / Female referee / Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt / Kunt and the Gang megamix // + FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
For a million pounds / Equal opportunities wank / Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills / Pubes advert / There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic) / Female referee / Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt / Kunt and the Gang megamix // + FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
MEN WITH BEARDS - MULTIMEDIA MAXI CD EP (2008)
Men with beards (what are they hiding?) / Barry didn't do it / Gary did do it
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix) / Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt
Also contains: Men with beards VIDEO / Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones / Men with beards fact file
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix) / Men with beards (Libel-
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt
Also contains: Men with beards VIDEO / Men with beards and b-
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones / Men with beards fact file
COMPLETE KUNT - The greatest minor internet hits of Kunt and the Gang
All the Videos: Fucksticks / I sucked off a bloke / Shaven haven
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Perverts on the internet / Wank fantasy / Men with beards
Fred and Rose / Michael Jackson tribute / Arranged bride / I was pissed out of my head
Plus: the full uncut Kunt and the Gang documentary
Plus: Kunt and the Gang live +unplugged
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Perverts on the internet / Wank fantasy / Men with beards
Fred and Rose / Michael Jackson tribute / Arranged bride / I was pissed out of my head
Plus: the full uncut Kunt and the Gang documentary
Plus: Kunt and the Gang live +unplugged
Seminal full length hometown live show!
Contains all the early favourites live... 'Fucksticks', 'Use My Arse..' and loads more!
Plus: Kunt-aoke , the complete debut album as Karaoke tracks.
Plus: the Youtube hit video for 'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'
Contains all the early favourites live... 'Fucksticks', 'Use My Arse..' and loads more!
Plus: Kunt-
Plus: the Youtube hit video for 'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'
DVDs ARE PAL CODING ONLY
Red "KUNT SWOOSH"
KEYRING £2 each - P+P: UK 50p, ROW £1.00
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attractive and versatile 100% plastic
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attractive and versatile 100% plastic
(apart from the metal bits) kuntish keyring
(Pic shows front and back)
1" BUTTON BADGE SETS £3 per set - P+P: UK 50p, rest of world £1.00
4 glossy A3 posters £5.00
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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 2 - ALL THE ALBUMS
KUNT AND THE GANG KISS YOU UNDER THE CAMEL TOE - THE CHRISTMAS SINGLES (2011)
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Kuntish Christmas / God’s stitches / All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)
Have you seen my snowman? / This Christmas (I want to kiss you under the camel toe)
Santa’s sack / It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas) / The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log) / Jesus (baby with a beard)
Have you seen my snowman? / This Christmas (I want to kiss you under the camel toe)
Santa’s sack / It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas) / The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log) / Jesus (baby with a beard)
HURRY UP AND SUCK ME OFF BEFORE I GET FAMOUS. NEW ALBUM - ORDER NOW!
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Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous / The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
My nob is bigger than your nob / Bangers and mash / Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party / My homeless friend / I’m gonna think of you
If in doubt get your corey out / I want to do a poo at Paul’s / Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube? / 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
My nob is bigger than your nob / Bangers and mash / Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party / My homeless friend / I’m gonna think of you
If in doubt get your corey out / I want to do a poo at Paul’s / Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube? / 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
