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JULY

24 CHELMSFORD baydays the fleece

25 SAUSAGEFEST

31 SHEERNESS castle

 

AUGUST

03 BIRSTALL old plough (pay on door)

05 NUNEATON the crew (7pm start)

06 BASILDON edge

08 CROYDON scream lounge

09 REBELLION

14 DUDLEY rock zombie

15 STAINES wheatsheaf+ pigeon

16 IPSWICH mulberry tree (5pm)
21 MARGATE black cat

22 CANTERBURY maidens head

27 NEWCASTLE think tank? digital

28 EDINBURGH FRINGE bingo hall

29 EDINBURGH FRINGE bingo hall

30 GLASGOW 13th note (3pm start)

 

SEPTEMBER

18 READING queen’s arms

19 DEVIZES the lamb

25 SWINDON rolleston

26 COVENTRY the phoenix

27 KINGSTON fighting cocks

 

OCTOBER

01 BRISTOL the fleece

02 NORWICH owl sanctuary

03 LEICESTER soundhouse

04 NEW CROSS new cross inn

06 LEEDS fab café

07 LIVERPOOL maguires pizza bar

08 MANCHESTER fab café

09 WAKEFIELD hop

10 SHEFFIELD redhouse

11 HUDDERSFIELD hdm beershop (3pm)

15 WINCHESTER railway

16 DORCHESTER the old ship

17 SITTINGBOURNE snooker club

23 HITCHIN club 85

24 KINGS LYNN woolpack

25 SOUTHEND railway hotel (3pm)

29 BIRMINGHAM flapper

30 NOTTINGHAM rock city

31 KEIGHLEY exchange

 

NOVEMBER

02 BRIGHTON caroline of brunswick

03 MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms

04 COLCHESTER the bull

06 SOUTHAMPTON firehouse

07 LONDON pipeline

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Pubic hair
Amy (it’s a terrible shamey)
You brought a paedo along to 5-a-side
Political correctness gone mad
Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed)
Harry is our man
Angry birds gave me piles
Bored of tits
Female referee (sexist version)
Tourettes girlfriend
Let’s have a wank for England 2010
Pippa Middleton
Boo hoo Houston
The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad
(CD Only)
MC iPod - Your band sucks (Remix) (CD Only)
Hurry up and suck me off (Perverts version)
Forbidden love / If in doubt (Perverts versions)
You horrible man (Perverts version)
Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions)
Carol Vorderman / Wank fantasy (remixes)
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COMPLETE KUNT (2010)
GREATEST (MINOR INET
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND
I HAVE A LITTLE CRY
(2004)
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Have a wank
Perverts on the internet
Gentleman's wash
Chips or tits
Wank fantasy
That's my erection
Men with beards
Let's send Nan to Dignitas
Carol Vorderman
Fred and Rose
For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head
Michael Jackson tribute
I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt
Wanking over a porno polaroid…
I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven
Fucksticks
Full length original musical
by Kunt and the Gang
featuring the tracks:
Can't work, won't work
I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?)
You're always on the web
Different dads
P.O.P.U.L.A.R.
Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile
Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me
Two of a kind
Use my arsehole as a cunt
A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world
Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank
Feminine Itch
My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants
Just can’t get enough
Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman
The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep
Have a wank
I HAVE ANOTHER WANK AND
I HAVE ANOTHER CRY
(2006)
Doctor Fox
Let's go commando
Dee (the oldest groupie)
Detox my cock
Make sure that she's rank
Arranged bride
Kunt comfort
Fucksticks
Gentleman's wash
Fred and Rose
Young girl
Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry)
Shaven haven
ONE LAST WANK AND
ONE LAST CRY
(2008)
Perverts on the internet
Chips or tits
The birds and the bees
I'm gonna lick you out
Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea
Ex-girlfriend
Sit down wee
The illegal download song
You're a pervert
Pubes
The two finger test
One last wank and one last cry
Wank fantasy
Cock in a cunt
Air hostess
Let's have a wank for England
For a million pounds
Equal opportunities wank
Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills
Pubes advert
There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic)
Female referee
Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt
Kunt and the Gang megamix
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MEN WITH BEARDS
MULTIMEDIA CD EP
(2008)
Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Barry didn't do it
Gary did do it
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix)
Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt

Men with beards VIDEO
Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones
Men with beards fact file
COMPLETE KUNT (2010)
The greatest minor internet hits
Greatest Video Hits: Fucksticks / Arranged bride /
Wank fantasy / Shaven haven / Fred and Rose /
Use my arsehole as a cunt / I sucked off a bloke /
Perverts on the internet / Men with beards
Michael Jackson tribute / IPissed out of my head

Plus: Kunt and the Gang documentary uncut
         Kunt and the Gang live + unplugged
VIVA BAS VEGAS (2006)
Kunt and the Gang live in Basildon
Old school 2006 hometown live show!
Contains all the early favourites live...
‘Fucksticks', 'Use My Arsehole…' plus loads off the
first album that we don’t do live anymore!


Plus: Kunt-aoke, the debut album Karaoke tracks.
        'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'  video
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KISS YOU UNDER THE
CAMEL TOE  - THE
CHRISTMAS SINGLES
(2011)
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Kuntish Christmas
God’s stitches
All I want for Christmas is you
                        (to bring me off)
Have you seen my snowman?
This Christmas
Santa’s sack
It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
You horrible man (you killed a kid
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The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log)
Jesus (baby with a beard)
HURRY UP AND
SUCK ME OFF BEFORE
I GET FAMOUS
(2011)
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Hurry up and suck me off
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The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
My nob is bigger than your nob
Bangers and mash
Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party
My homeless friend
I’m gonna think of you
If in doubt get your corey out
I want to do a poo at Paul’s
Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube?
50 things you should think about
      to stop you doing your beans
SLOPPY SECONDS (2012)
(Rarities and out-takes)
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PROPER KUNT (2012)
Kunt and the Gang Live in Southend
Kunt and the Gang’s definitive live DVD.
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LITTLE KUNT:
KUNTRARIAN
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SET 1
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DEAL 1: THE CLASSIC TRILOGY
DEAL 2: ALL THE ALBUMS
DEAL 3: THE FUCKIN LOT
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Craig had pubes when he was nine
Period pants
Five people died on the M25
What’s the point in burlesque?
The abortion song
Women love a bastard
The cure for depression
When’s it OK to have a wank?
I think I might be middle class
My bumrape place
Britain’s got talent shows
My nob is a great big nob
24 hours from Tilbury
Meet Jade Goody
Mum’s rubber glove
Life
My fucking mental friend
Things
It’s my party
Wipe to beige
Tracey, stop bringing black blokes back
Cheer up, you cunt
CDs
SHANNON MATTHEWS:
THE MUSICAL
(2010)
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED
OUT EARLIER
(2009)