Pubic hair / Amy (it’s a terrible shamey) / You brought a paedo along to 5 a side
Political correctness gone mad / Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed) (demo)
Harry is our man / Angry birds gave me piles / Bored of tits / Female referee (sexist version)
Tourettes girlfriend / Let’s have a wank for England 2010 / Pippa Middleton / Boo hoo Houston
The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad (CD Only) / MC iPod - Your band sucks (CD Only)
Hurry up and suck me off / Forbidden love /If in doubt / You horrible man (Perverts versions)
Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions)
Carol Vorderman / Wank fantasy (remixes)
DVDs are in PAL Format Only
THE 5 BEST-SELLING KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS
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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 1a - 5 OF THE BEST
KUNT AND THE GANG presents SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL (2010)
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND I HAVE A LITTLE CRY (2004)
£5.99 each - P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00
All come with full colour proper nice insert booklet.
Have a wank / Perverts on the internet /Gentleman's wash / Chips or tits
Wank fantasy / That's my erection /Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Let's send nan to Dignitas / Carol Vorderman / Fred and Rose / For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head / Michael Jackson tribute / I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid… / I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven / Fucksticks
Full length original musical. Includes the tracks:
Can't work, won't work / I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?) / You're always on the web
Different dads / P.O.P.U.L.A.R. / Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile / Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me / Two of a kind
Use my arse as a cunt / A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank / Feminine Itch / My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants / Just can’t get enough / Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman / The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep / Have a wank
Doctor Fox / Let's go commando / Dee (the oldest groupie)
Detox my cock / Make sure that she's rank / Arranged bride
Kunt comfort / Fucksticks / Gentleman's wash / Fred and Rose
Young girl / Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry) / Shaven haven
Perverts on the internet / Chips or tits / The birds and the bees
I'm gonna lick you out / Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea / Ex-girlfriend / Sit down wee / The illegal download song
You're a pervert / Pubes / The two finger test / One last wank and one last cry
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED OUT EARLIER (2009)
Wank fantasy / Cock in a cunt / Air hostess / Let's have a wank for England
For a million pounds / Equal opportunities wank / Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills / Pubes advert / There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic) / Female referee / Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt / Kunt and the Gang megamix // + FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
MEN WITH BEARDS - MULTIMEDIA MAXI CD EP (2008)
Men with beards (what are they hiding?) / Barry didn't do it / Gary did do it
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix) / Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt
Also contains: Men with beards VIDEO / Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones / Men with beards fact file
COMPLETE KUNT - The greatest minor internet hits of Kunt and the Gang
All the Videos: Fucksticks / I sucked off a bloke / Shaven haven
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Perverts on the internet / Wank fantasy / Men with beards
Fred and Rose / Michael Jackson tribute / Arranged bride / I was pissed out of my head
Plus: the full uncut Kunt and the Gang documentary
Plus: Kunt and the Gang live + unplugged
Old school 2006 hometown live show!
Contains all the early favourites live... 'Fucksticks', 'Use My Arse..' and loads more!
Plus: Kunt-aoke, the complete debut album as Karaoke tracks.
Plus: the Youtube hit video for 'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'
KEYRING £2 each - P+P: UK £1.00, ROW £2.00
Make your keys the envy of the pub with this
attractive and versatile 100% plastic
(apart from the metal bits) kuntish keyring
(Pic shows front and back)
1" BUTTON BADGE SETS £3 per set - P+P: UK £1.00, ROW £2.00
8 glossy A3 posters £5.00
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£10 each - P+P: UK £2.00, rest of world £5.00
KUNT LIMITED EDITION 8 POSTER SET
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ALL 9 KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS
Complete Kunt, Hurry Up And Suck Me Off…
the Wanking and Crying trilogy of albums
+ Here’s One I Knocked Out Earlier
+ Xmas CD + Sloppy Seconds
+ SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL CD
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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 2 - ALL THE ALBUMS
KUNT AND THE GANG KISS YOU UNDER THE CAMEL TOE - THE CHRISTMAS SINGLES (2011)
Kuntish Christmas / God’s stitches / All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)
Have you seen my snowman? / This Christmas (I want to kiss you under the camel toe)
Santa’s sack / It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas) / The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log) / Jesus (baby with a beard)
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous / The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
My nob is bigger than your nob / Bangers and mash / Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party / My homeless friend / I’m gonna think of you
If in doubt get your corey out / I want to do a poo at Paul’s / Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube? / 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
THE 3 MOST RECENT KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS
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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 1b - FRESHEST KUNTS
PROPER KUNT - Kunt and the Gang Live
Kunt and the Gang’s definitive live DVD.
Performing their greatest minor internet hits and more in a 75 minute show.
Plus: Loads of extras including unseen live videos /
Kunt live at Download / Kunt at the Panic awards and more!
Or get a free download of the tracks here
£5.99 - P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00
Limited edition numbered collector’s CD with exclusive CD artwork and sticker.
11 of Little Kunt’s renditions of other people’s songs.
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