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JAP’S iTUNES TOUR:
12/09
SHEERNESS the castle
14/09
BALSTOCK town hall
19/09 READING queen’s arms
20/09
DEVIZES the lamb
25/09
WINCHESTER railway
26/09
WEYMOUTH finns
27/09
STAINES wee and pee
28/09
KINGSTON fighting cocks

03/10 CROYDON scream lounge
04/10
HARWICH royal oak
05/10 NEW CROSS new cross inn
10/10
SWINDON rolleston
12/10
IPSWICH mulberry tree (5pm)
14/10 LEEDS fab café
15/10
CREWE level one
16/10 MANCHESTER fab café
17/10 HUDDERSFIELD hdm beer shop
18/10
SHEFFIELD redhouse
21/10
CAMBRIDGE pickerel inn
23/10 LIVERPOOL maguires pizza bar
24/10
BIRMINGHAM adam and eve
25/10 LEICESTER soundhouse
26/10 DERBY hairy dog
29/10
NUNEATON crew (7pm)
30/10
PRESTON mad ferret
31/10
KEIGHLEY exchange

01/11 NOTTINGHAM rock city
07/11 BRISTOL stag and hounds
08/11
HEMEL HEMPSTEAD gade & goose
09/11
KINGS LYNN tudor rose hotel
14/11 SWANSEA jack murphys
15/11
CARDIFF baa bar
20/11 NEWCASTLE think tank? at digital
21/11 EDINBURGH city café
22/11 DUNDEE beat generator
23/11 GLASGOW 13th note (3pm)

02/12
MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms
03/12
BRIGHTON caroline of brunswick
04/12 COLCHESTER the bull
05/12 LONDON rhythm factory
06/12
CANTERBURY three tuns
07/12 SOUTHEND railway hotel (3pm)
12/12 SOUTHAMPTON firehouse
13/12 HITCHIN club 85
14/12
TEWKESBURY anchor
18/12
CHELMSFORD fleece
19/12
SALISBURY winchester gate
20/12
NORWICH owl sanctuary

RED - TICKET LINKS
PURPLE - FREE GIG, JUST SHOW UP
GREEN - Gigs where the promoters have been too useless, lazy or spasticated to sort out advance tickets but you’ll be able to get in by paying on the door

12/06 DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL
18/07 SOUTHAMPTON the alex
25/07 CHELMSFORD baydays/the fleece
26/07 SHEERNESS royal hotel
29/07 MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms

01/08 BRIDGNORTH
02/08 OUTCIDER FESTIVAL
10/08 REBELLION FESTIVAL

10/08 BLACKPOOL the tache (midnight) 14/08 BASILDON edge
15/08 HASTINGS tubman
16/08 MARGATE black cat comedy club
22/08 EDINBURGH FRINGE
23/08 EDINBURGH FRINGE
24/08 BURNLEY sanctuary rock bar
29/08 DUDLEY rock zombie
30/08 GRAVESEND cancelled,sorry

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Pubic hair / Amy (it’s a terrible shamey) / You brought a paedo along to 5 a side
Political correctness gone mad / Shannon ain’t dead (she’s under my bed) (demo)
Harry is our man / Angry birds gave me piles / Bored of tits / Female referee (sexist version)
Tourettes girlfriend / Let’s have a wank for England 2010 / Pippa Middleton / Boo hoo Houston
The Boys feat. Kunt - Grandad
(CD Only) / MC iPod - Your band sucks (CD Only)
Hurry up and suck me off / Forbidden love  /If in doubt / You horrible man (Perverts versions)
                                                                       Wank fantasy / Heather Mills / Shaven haven
                                                                       Pissed out of my head (Alternative versions)
                                                                       
Carol Vorderman / Wank fantasy (remixes)
COMPLETE BACK CATALOGUE:
  ALL 10 KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS
 (INC. SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL)
  ALL 3 DVDs - PROPER KUNT / COMPLETE KUNT / VIVA BAS VEGAS
 MEN WITH BEARDS CD EP

FOR £65.  P+P: UK £5.00, rest of world £8.00
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DVDs are in PAL Format Only
THE ‘WANKING AND CRYING’ TRILOGY - THE FIRST 3 KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS
(I Have A Little Wank And I Have A Little Cry, I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry,
& One Last Wank And One Last Cry)
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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 1 - THE CLASSIC TRILOGY!
KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 3 - 
       THE FUCKIN LOT!
CDs
COMPLETE KUNT - The greatest minor internet hits of Kunt and the Gang (2010)
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KUNT AND THE GANG presents SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL (2010)
I HAVE A LITTLE WANK AND I HAVE A LITTLE CRY (2004)
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All full releases come with proper nice  colour insert booklet.
Have a wank / Perverts on the internet /Gentleman's wash / Chips or tits
Wank fantasy / That's my erection /Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
Let's send nan to Dignitas / Carol Vorderman / Fred and Rose / For a million pounds
I was pissed out of my head / Michael Jackson tribute / I'm gonna lick you out
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid… / I sucked off a bloke
Shaven haven / Fucksticks
Full length original musical. Includes the tracks:
Can't work, won't work / I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?) / You're always on the web
Different dads / P.O.P.U.L.A.R. / Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile / Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me / Two of a kind
Use my arse as a cunt / A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum
The worst thing in the world / Wanking over a pornographic polaroid…
Soapy Tit Wank / Feminine Itch / My mum found my wankmags
I shit my pants / Just can’t get enough / Wank the dog
Carol Vorderman / The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep / Have a wank
I HAVE ANOTHER WANK AND I HAVE ANOTHER CRY (2006)
Doctor Fox / Let's go commando / Dee (the oldest groupie)
Detox my cock / Make sure that she's rank / Arranged bride
Kunt comfort / Fucksticks / Gentleman's wash / Fred and Rose
Young girl / Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry) / Shaven haven
ONE LAST WANK AND ONE LAST CRY (2008)
Perverts on the internet / Chips or tits / The birds and the bees
I'm gonna lick you out / Men with beards (what are they hiding?)
A cup of tea / Ex-girlfriend / Sit down wee / The illegal download song
You're a pervert / Pubes / The two finger test / One last wank and one last cry
HERE’S ONE I KNOCKED OUT EARLIER (2009)
Wank fantasy / Cock in a cunt / Air hostess / Let's have a wank for England
For a million pounds / Equal opportunities wank / Have a wank (acoustic)
Heather Mills / Pubes advert / There's a child molester living in Grays
Shaven haven (acoustic) / Female referee / Rachel Riley
The Queen's cunt / Kunt and the Gang megamix // + FREE DOWNLOAD CD2
MEN WITH BEARDS - MULTIMEDIA MAXI CD EP (2008)
Men with beards (what are they hiding?) / Barry didn't do it / Gary did do it
Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix) / Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit)
If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt

Also contains: Men with beards VIDEO / Men with beards and b-sides ringtones
Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones / Men with beards fact file

COMPLETE KUNT - The greatest minor internet hits of Kunt and the Gang
All the Videos: Fucksticks / I sucked off a bloke / Shaven haven
Use my arsehole as a cunt / Perverts on the internet / Wank fantasy / Men with beards
Fred and Rose / Michael Jackson tribute / Arranged bride / I was pissed out of my head

Plus: the full uncut  Kunt and the Gang documentary
Plus: Kunt and the Gang live + unplugged
VIVA BAS VEGAS - Kunt and the Gang live in Basildon
Old school 2006 hometown live show!
Contains all the early favourites live... 'Fucksticks', 'Use My Arse..' and loads more!

Plus: Kunt-aoke, the complete debut album as Karaoke tracks.
Plus: the Youtube hit video for 'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt'
DVDs ARE PAL CODING ONLY
1" BUTTON BADGE SETS    £2.50 per set - P+P: UK £1.00, ROW £2.00
8 glossy A3 posters £5.00
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T-SHIRTS
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KUNT LIMITED EDITION 8 POSTER SET
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DOWNLOADS
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DVDs
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ALL 10 KUNT AND THE GANG CD ALBUMS

Japs iTunes, Complete Kunt,
Hurry Up And Suck Me Off…
the Wanking and Crying trilogy of albums
Here’s One I Knocked Out Earlier
Xmas CD, Sloppy Seconds
+ Shannon Matthews: The Musical CD

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KUNT KATALOGUE DEAL 2 - ALL THE ALBUMS
KUNT AND THE GANG KISS YOU UNDER THE CAMEL TOE - THE CHRISTMAS SINGLES (2011)
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Kuntish Christmas / God’s stitches / All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)
Have you seen my snowman? / This Christmas (I want to kiss you under the camel toe)
Santa’s sack / It can’t be rape (it’s Christmas)
You horrible man (you killed a kid at Christmas) / The 12 days of Christmas
Christmas clearout (yuletide log) / Jesus (baby with a beard)
HURRY UP AND SUCK ME OFF BEFORE I GET FAMOUS (2011)
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Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous / The loveliest lulu in Langdon Hills
My nob is bigger than your nob / Bangers and mash / Let’s fuck about with fireworks
Paul Stephenson’s party / My homeless friend / I’m gonna think of you
If in doubt get your corey out / I want to do a poo at Paul’s / Teach your kids to smoke
Whose was that pube? / 50 things you should think about to stop you doing your beans
SLOPPY SECONDS (MORE TITBITS FROM THE KUNT ARCHIVES) (2012)
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XXL Grey "KUNT AND THE GANG"
PROPER KUNT - Kunt and the Gang Live
Kunt and the Gang’s definitive 2012 live DVD.
Performing their greatest minor internet hits and more in a 75 minute show.

Plus: Loads of extras including unseen live videos /
Kunt live at Download / Kunt at the Panic awards and more!
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SET 2
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11 of Little Kunt’s renditions of other people’s songs.
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SPECIAL 10 YEARS / 10 QUID WANKING AND CRYING ANNIVERSARY DEAL!
NEW NEW JAP’S iTUNES - WITH 8 PAGE BOOKLET CONTAINING HIGHLY HUMOROUS CONTENT 
                                   13 BRAND NEW SONGS  (2014)
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A lonely wank in a Travelodge / That’s why I’m voting UKIP / Craig had pubes when he was nine
Period pants / Five people died on the M25 / What’s the point in burlesque? / The abortion song
Women love a bastard / The cure for depression / When’s it OK to have a wank?
I think I might be middle class / My bumrape place / Britain’s got talent shows
NEW
LITTLE KUNT: KUNTRARIAN (2013)
NEW
Kunt and the Gang’s new album JAP’S iTUNES.

Includes an 8 page full colour CD booklet where Kunt explains Eastern traditions
and culture in an easy to understand format.

Featuring the tracks:
BRAND NEW ALBUM - JAPS iTUNES
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SET 1
NEW
13 BRAND NEW SONGS - WITH 8 PAGE BOOKLET CONTAINING HIGHLY HUMOROUS CONTENT
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A lonely wank in a Travelodge / That’s why I’m voting UKIP / Craig had pubes when he was nine
Period pants / Five people died on the M25 / What’s the point in burlesque? / The abortion song
Women love a bastard / The cure for depression / When’s it OK to have a wank?
I think I might be middle class / My bumrape place / Britain’s got talent shows
NEW