Hi, how are things?
As D:Ream would say ‘Things can only get better’… Our YouTube account got deleted the day before the Royal Wedding in an incident which I’m sure was not unrelated to our recent video featuring half the Royal family having a wank.
How would you describe Kunt and the Gang to anyone not familiar with your work?
It’s a bit like Justin Bieber, if you took away the insipid music and the 14-
Your Facebook page describes Kunt and the Gang as being responsible for some of the
internet’s wrongest songs and videos, considering some of the stuff on the www that
is quite an achievement, you must be extremely proud?
It makes me swell with pride every time I think about it. And if Jade Goody was alive today I’m sure she would say that us keep mentioning her in our songs is a fitting testament.
Your most recent track “Fucksticks”
was your Royal Wedding anthem,
can you tell us a bit about the track
and how it came about?
Fucksticks first appeared on our 2005
album ‘I have another wank and I have
another cry’ and became a live favourite.
It tells the story of how my Grandad would
curse whenever anything went wrong and
how after his death I adopted his curse-
word to keep his memory alive. When the
Royal Wedding was announced I had an
idea for an alternative version of Fucksticks,
which would feature Prince Philip and Prince
William cursing about the various Royal
indiscretions and misdemeanours that have
happened throughout the years, like Harry
dressing up as a Nazi and Fergie’s toe-
sucking incident. I called it the Royal
Wedding Souvenir Version and the video
YouTube channel getting deleted! But you
can still see it here:
We understand it made it to number 63
in the charts, which is quite an
achievement, that must be pretty pleasing?
It is quite an achievement for something with no major label, no mainstream radio or press to get anywhere near the charts, especially something with a video featuring prominent members of the Royal Family sexually satisfying themselves, but we had a massive underground support for this and there’s been a lot of talk that our sales might have been nobbled so that we were kept out the top 40 on Royal Wedding week.
You head to Nottingham soon, what have your past experiences in Nottingham been like?
Nottingham gigs are normally really good, and there’s a good alternative and punk crowd. We generally team up with Arse Full Of Chips who are the only band we have followed and then raised the overall tone of the evening.
For those who have not yet experienced a Kunt and the Gang show what can they expect from your gig at The Maze next month?
There will be the usual barrage of filthy minor internet hits, plus a few new tracks.
In the past people have accused our lyrics of being a bit vague so I have tried to
make sure there is a clear message in the new material, starting with our new song
Hurry Up And Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous.
Other than touring what else are Kunt and the Gang up to at the moment?
We are currently filming the third episode in our online series Perverts On The Internet which will be tackling the serious subject of gun crime in a light-
And finally, why do you love Carol Vorderman so much?
What’s not to love? She’d be the perfect girlfriend – she’s clever, funny, experienced, she’s got a great set of bangers and if my imagination is anything to go by I reckon she’s got a smashing frontbottom as well.