I am Kunt from Kunt and the Gang. I am a big lanky bastard with no rhythm and an excellent hairdo.
Tell us about your show at this year’s 2011 Edinburgh Fringe?
I will be playing a selection of my greatest minor internet hit songs accompanied by some new material that I am still trying to convince myself is as good as the old stuff.
What lasting image can be captured from seeing one of your shows?
People often tell me the image that stays with them when they close their eyes is
my wanking and crying mime, as I perform in my song about love and loss, Wanking
Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-
What’s your catchphrase?
I’ve got two. One is “Fucksticks”
and the other is “Mother’s C*nt”.
What inspires your creative
I am inspired by ordinary people
who become famous for
extraordinary things, like Jade,
Barry George and Fred and Rose
How would you describe the
The one where the reviewer
turns up and rather than being a late 30-
What really bugs you travelling from show to show?
People on motorways that don’t wave back at you.
Have you ever thought of leaving the arts and pursuing a so called, “steadier
Many times. But whenever I submit my CV which says I have spent the last seven and a half years sitting around in my pants watching Judge Judy and masturbating over the girl off Countdown, then going out in the evening singing songs about serial killers and shitting I never seem to get the callback.
You’re ruler of the People’s Republic in your local area. What’s the first law
you would enact?
I would shut all the Police Stations for a day and drink an invisible potion so I could go around titting up people’s girlfriends without fear of reprisal.
A film is made of your life. What would it be called and who would you
choose to play you?
It would be called If You Don’t Like This Film You’re A F*cking C*nt so people would have to like it, otherwise they’d just be a f*cking c*nt. I would be played by Jack Tweed.