Describe your sound in no more than 6 words...
Your mum won't like it
Why should we come and see you?
Because I know where you live, I've got a jiffy bag and I need a poo. You do the
Name one person who has influenced you most:
What has made you happy today?
When I did a jobby this morning I wiped and there was nothing there. Result poo!
What has pissed you off?
I should have given a second cautionary wipe as I just noticed a small brown smudge
on the back of my Y-fronts. Hopefully I just sat on a malteser.
Best South Coast venue?
Caroline of Brunswick in
Brighton is friendly and
Now for some song title
interpret the questions
as you please!
What's new pussycat?
I just left a dead mouse
in your shoe as a gift
and I've got my leg up in
the air so I can lick my
Who do you think you are?
Stephen Fry but everyone else thinks I'm Roy Chubby Brown
Where's your head at?
He's retired now but I saw him down the shops buying chips and a pickled egg
How do you do what you do to me ?
It's called your walnut gland and I use my middle finger
How deep is your love?
Why, how deep is your hole?
Can you dig it?
No, I'm on incapacity benefit and some cunt's bound to catch me on video camera
When will you be famous?
As soon as the police find those prostitutes buried in my allotment
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Yep, it's CSI and a wank I'm afraid
Who Let The Dogs Out?
The 3am girls' editor
What time is love?
Anytime after dark in the car park of Thorndon Park
Where is the love?
Down Josef Fritzl's cellar
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Shannon Matthew's uncle's
Should I stay or should I go?
It depends if you've got any gear or not
When will I see you again?
March 27th at the Soul Cellar