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The FGM calypso

In Africa a problem abound
That cause discomfort and some frustration
With knives and fannies people keep fannying around
It’s called female genital mutilation

Woh FGM, FGM
Fannies are fine as they are so why mutilate them?
Jah spent ages designing a bird’s furry cup
There’s no need to cut bits off or sew anyting up


When the Africans come to live in the UK
Me not saying they should give all their culture away
See I’m a big fan of Desmond’s, Bob Marley and ska
But not the kind of scar they leave on a ladies’ cha cha

Woh FGM, FGM
Fannies are fine as they are so why mutilate them?
They’re a source of great pleasure, have you forgotten?
So please remove your knife from that lady’s front bottom

Instrumental break

(Don’t cut a front bum
Just leave it alone)

Sometimes me look up at the clouds
And me tink that Jah must not be that proud
Of some of the ting man do in his name
Like murder and fraudulent insurance claim
But one ting that must make him really vexed
Is when man take a blade to a lady’s sex
Who him tink he is to alter Jah’s design?
Cos me seen plenty of fannies and they all look fine

Woh FGM, FGM
Fannies are fine as they are so why mutilate them?
Don’t use your Swiss army knife to cut off some bird’s clit
Cos it ruin her punani, and me like that bit

Woh FGM, FGM
Fannies are fine as they are so why mutilate them?
I’ll go out on a limb and say I’d never cut a quim
Unless it had big beefy flaps then perhaps just a trim
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