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Let’s send nan to Dignitas

My nan is fucking loaded while the rest of us are skint
But she won’t give me a fucking bean, the miserable old bint
She’s bitter and she’s racist, she hates foreigners with a passion
She uses the ‘P’ and ‘N’ words like they’re going out of fashion

My nan’s outlived her usefulness but she’s in the rudest health
She shows no signs of signing off or sharing out the wealth
But I found out about this clinic, where you can go in Switzerland
And send your nan to be with Jesus, it only costs a couple of grand

So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
The tight old cunt won’t splash the cash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

My nan is small and wrinkly, she sits there in her chair
She looks just like a scrotum, with a face and purple hair
She’s got a Peak Freans biscuit tin under her bed with her savings in
She’s 84, she’s had a good innings, so let’s bump her off and count our winnings

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s pissed herself and she’s got a rash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

My nan is fucking minted while the rest of us are broke
I jump out on her and go “AAAAAAGH” then make out it’s a joke
I’m fed up just hanging round waiting for her to croak
Let’s give her a hand to Switzerland to see the Dignitas bloke

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s got mash stuck in her tache
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
We can spend her cash on a stash of hash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas
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