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You're much younger than my wife
And you paid me attention which I found quite nice
I've imagined you sucking me off in my car
In the cold light of day I suppose it won't go that far
(Cos you know what you are)

You're just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
Something I've thought of to arouse me
I'm sorry when you knocked I was playing with my cock
In the middle of a wank fantasy
In the middle of a wank fantasy

(Wank fantasy)

You're the mother of my best friend
You're still quite attractive, I’d give you 6 out of 10
What if one day my mate is out when I knock
And while his dad is at work you end up sucking my cock
(And I won't tell you to stop, because I like you a lot)

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
Something I thought of to arouse me
I'm sorry when you called, I was playing with my balls
In the middle of a wank fantasy
In the middle of a wank fantasy

(Wank fantasy)

You're a fit celebrity off the box
Like Lorraine Kelly or Samantha Fox
You saw my act on Opportunity Knocks
You dragged me in the bogs and lifted your frock
(And stuffed my cock in your box)

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
Something I've thought of to arouse me
I'm sorry when you texted, I was feeling very sexy
In the middle of a wank fantasy
In the middle of a wank fantasy

(Wank fantasy)

You're that bird that works at the gym
You've got big knockers, but you're still quite slim
You walked in on me changing in the cubicles
But when I pulled down your pants, you had a cock and balls
(It didn't matter at all)

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
Something I thought of accidentally
I'm sorry when you e-mailed, I was nuts deep in a shemale 
In the middle of a wank fantasy
In the middle of a wank fantasy
In the middle of a wank fantasy
(Wank fantasy)
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