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I met this girl on Myspace, she was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff and that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture of me wanking in the bath

I think I misjudged the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to Tom

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

 
GIRLS:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done


Then there was this lady I met on Yahoo Chat
We were getting on like a house on fire then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture of her fingering her twat

I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their frontbums wet
I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

 
GIRLS:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our frontbums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done


I found this girl on Facebook with whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her whilst playing with my tool

I think I misjudged the situation
She told her husband about my masturbation
And now he wants to kick me in the pods

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their frontbums wet
I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

 
GIRLS: There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our frontbums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done
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